Reminder: NoBacon is a microcosm of the modern western man

[Leeeavings]

I got five or ten bucks a week for feeding/cleaning cat, mowing lawn, etc

I think by 12 I was mowing other ppls lawns for 20 bucks a pop

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Let’s not say “beats up a homeless guy” like it’s a bad thing

 

[Jenna]

I got $300 a week in high school. I would get down to like $75 by Thursday and ask for more and they'd give it to me.
My only chore was you have to clean your room if you want me to take you shopping. Then they paid for whatever bullshit designer bags and shoes I wanted outside of my allowance
They haven't given me a penny since I moved out at 18 though. Including college tuition at the most expensive school in the country. I'd be like I'm homeless and they're like well that's too bad

I used to date rich girls in high school and guilt trip them into paying for basically everything. Sometimes I'd have them give me the money in the parking lot and then buy two movie tickets at the box office to make it look like I was paying for their ticket. I don't even feel bad about it, their dads would just give them $100 cash every time they went out, like dude I'm not taking your daughter to a broadway show.

 

[Child..]

I used to date rich girls in high school and guilt trip them into paying for basically everything. Sometimes I'd have them give me the money in the parking lot and then buy two movie tickets at the box office to make it look like I was paying for their ticket. I don't even feel bad about it, their dads would just give them $100 cash every time they went out, like dude I'm not taking your daughter to a broadway show.

This rich Pakistani girl would give me rides from school since we were neighbors, and we became an informal couple...then one day we went to a school show and the guys on stage were shirtless and muscular and she said "they're so hot" and I got angry af and cussed her out and broke up in the school theater. Fuck giving girls any power.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

This rich Pakistani girl would give me rides from school since we were neighbors, and we became an informal couple...then one day we went to a school show and the guys on stage were shirtless and muscular and she said "they're so hot" and I got angry af and cussed her out and broke up in the school theater. Fuck giving girls any power.

Boq the Cuq

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Let’s not say “beats up a homeless guy” like it’s a bad thing

Never knew this. What's the story? Nobacon punched a homeless guy for just asking change to get a hotdog?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Never knew this. What's the story? Nobacon punched a homeless guy for just asking change to get a hotdog?

I dunno but if I bet the homeless guy had it coming

 

[PickleRickle]

Never knew this. What's the story? Nobacon punched a homeless guy for just asking change to get a hotdog?

Telling a homeless man he'd pay him X amount of money if he jumped into a nearly frozen river with all of his clothes on, knowing this would kill the man. He did this in front of his date allegedly.

 

[Professor Rape]

homeless guy kept harassing him during a date (lol brudal) and so nobacon paid him 50 dollars to leave him alone, by jumping into a lake. The homeless guy froze or drowned or something.

Nobacon has killed 2 people but it's okay because... It was in the past or something, people mature?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Ahhhhh he's a good guy. Hates fags and Muslims, cumsies on his sweats, big ol beefers, loves his sister.

 

[NoBacon]

Let’s not say “beats up a homeless guy” like it’s a bad thing

I don’t like the homeless. I’m not going to pretend otherwise. I’m saying what we’re all thinking.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

homeless guy kept harassing him during a date (lol brudal) and so nobacon paid him 50 dollars to leave him alone, by jumping into a lake. The homeless guy froze or drowned or something.

Nobacon has killed 2 people but it's okay because... It was in the past or something, people mature?

That's actually pretty fuckin funny.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Telling a homeless man he'd pay him X amount of money if he jumped into a nearly frozen river with all of his clothes on, knowing this would kill the man. He did this in front of his date allegedly.

Okay, but did he get laid that evening?

 

[BUBBLER]

This is now

I don’t like the homeless. I’m not going to pretend otherwise. I’m saying what we’re all thinking.

Tbh they should be fed to zoo animals

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I don’t like the homeless. I’m not going to pretend otherwise. I’m saying what we’re all thinking.

I used to be there but lately it just wounds me. They deserve better even if that means locking them up for their own good.

 

[NoBacon]

I used to be there but lately it just wounds me. They deserve better even if that means locking them up for their own good.

Listen, I want the best for all men, sincerely. I’m only human though, and I have a lot of disdain for violent mental homeless people.

 

[NoBacon]

Okay, but did he get laid that evening?

Yeah, and she was hot.

Some homeless guy was hassling people, and particularly her because she wasn’t firm with him, I didn’t want to fight a homeless man (if it was just me, I would have just pushed him over) on a date so I told him if he jumped in the nearby lake with his clothes on I’d give him $50, and he did and we laughed at him all night.

I’m sure he was fine and just went to whatever crack den he lives at.

 

[Jenna]

Nah, Patrick has more in life than him. He's much closer to Shane Nokes than anyone else TBH.

Shane's a follower. A frontline soldier, primarily concerned with fighting the enemy.

Patrick and NoBacon fancy themselves leaders. They consome political propaganda, then feel the need to jump on their soapbox and lecture the masses as to the "wisdom" they just received by reading an internet article. They've fully convinced themselves that they understand how everything works and spend their days obsessing over getting validation for their beliefs. Again Rupert Pupkin - "you were right Rupert, all of us were wrong and you were right".

 

[NoBacon]

Shane's a follower. A frontline soldier, primarily concerned with fighting the enemy.

Patrick and NoBacon fancy themselves leaders. They consome political propaganda, then feel the need to jump on their soapbox and lecture the masses as to the "wisdom" they just received by reading an internet article. They've fully convinced themselves that they understand how everything works and spend their days obsessing over getting validation for their beliefs. Again Rupert Pupkin - "you were right Rupert, all of us were wrong and you were right".

You’re a weird guy with a weird grudge.

 

[DMAN]

I read all your posts in your voice with a lisp and imagine slapping the saliva right out of your mouth

Dude, you are so much better on the shamecast. Your posts on here are such low quality try-hard tough guy shit. Lol