Piggy said he was swatted

[AntSucks]

Couple things to note:
- Apparently Pat and Niki no longer have renters. When asked if there were any other people in the house, Pat responds no.
- the upper part of the half house duplex (2613) is supposed to be rented out. The lower half (2611) is Niki's and Pat's residence. 2611 is the listed address Niki has for her company.

The upper part is listed currently on rental websites. One of them shows the listing having gone up two weeks ago. I don't know how reliable that is though.

 

[jakedeptula]

Bathrobe? Who the fuck goes to the door in a bathrobe?

While apparently trying to sleep. Unless he passed out drunk in his gay bathrobe (highly likely), sounds like this professional author can't spin a fictional story convincingly

 

[fusciasomething]

He wants sympathy but also wants to be seen as a tough guy badass. This guy is good at the internet

 

[SensibleKeks]

HE ADMITS HE LIVES IN HALF A HOUSE.

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ONAFORUMS WINS AGAIN!!!

IT'S A DUPLEX!!!

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

God I hope they kicked in the door to 2611.

 

[Cuphead]

 

[SFWA liaison]

the way he writes that Nikki wasn't home is so autistic haha nigga just say "she wasn't home" what is that

 

[HotDogJoe]

my bathrobe was wide open by then

hahahahaha I swear if we only do one more thing, it HAS to be getting that bodycam footage.

 

[Meownaw]

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KRAKATOA

We know bud and it doesn't under any circumstances make you look good.

 

[RobertMewler]

Bodycam footage of his tiny pig penis?

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They won't need to pixelate it out.

 

[guest]

Exigent circumstances allow us to enter a building without a warrant, given the nature of the call. Preserving life and evidence trumps your faggot rights.

Qualified immunity protects us from Karens like you, Fatrick.

We only win. You only lose.

Once you guys clear a house, do you uncuff the owner and turn to leave with no further questions or apologies?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Well @Snake, you’re officially a suspect. Your accurate depiction has been entered into evidence. I’m sad to say you drew it pretty much how I imagined it, so I’m sure the government will be draining my thoughts for evidence as well. See you in prison.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Mr. Get Angry Stay Angry trying to pose as a zen garden.

That’s like Paul Weimer posing as a non-kid fucker.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Here comes tough guy! Notice he’s misspelling words, he had to get a buzz to write this bullshit

 

[pattypatfatfat]

Now you know what the huddle was that Alivia talked about was.
All the cops laughing at his tiny pecker.
thats the reason they let him go off on one.
they knew he was just compensating.

EDIT:

PAT HAS LISTENED TO THE AUDIO
he knows most of what the police say is inaudible (currently) so he can say whatever the fuck

 

[Udders]

He's so sure it's one of the stlakers. Lots of people hate Pat.

 

[peckafacce]

Just post a twitlonger you retard

Cant get those dopamine hits with a twitlonger

 

[guest]

What does tore strips off the officers mean? Like he physically stripped shit off their uniforms? Fat lunatic engaging in his power male fantasy.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Wardrobe malfunction!
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For him he lucky his belly was hanging over it so you couldn't see the little thing

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Once you guys clear a house, do you uncuff the owner and turn to leave with no further questions or apologies?

Ah, no. We’d ask questions about exes and whatnot like the nice lady officer did before Fatrick started squealing.