Piggy said he was swatted

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Enough with the fawkin theatrics pat.
He has at least 5 solid doxxes (identiTies) but none of them have done anything remotely illegal (besides DANIEL MULLEN FROM PLYMOUTH MASS with his felony podcast defaming patrick s tomlinson. If LEO’s are reading this, look into daniel mullen impersonating patrick to obtain his highschool transcripts. Daniel mullen with the wife named flavia. From plymouth.)

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His entire tirade was a strictly stalking/josiah remix. It wasn't him being distraught and being yanked out of his house and cuffed.

How the fuck exactly, in that moment, in that chaos be so goddamm sure it was one of us that he brings up the pepperoni thing.

FALSE FUCKING FLAG

A very fat false flag if you will. Also the I CALLED…YOU! Was odd how he paused. The way he talked down to the officers was very “how could you fuck up my great plan?!!?!”

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Has Mr. Apostle ever done a feature on this gaylord?

He unironically uses "forking" instead of "fucking". Forking faggot pedo.

No 'gullible' is when you smother yourself in a carcinogenic mask before getting jabbed repeatedly with a gene-altering shot over a nothingburger cough you groomer retard faggot.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

They just don't get it maaaan, they're not trolls, they're dedicated cyberatalkers! Hate Rick a lot.

Continued success!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

That's a really good point. I'm pretty sure the police log said 2611 but he was in 2613. So he's claiming the police got a call to 2611 that a guy had murdered his wife. They get to 2611, knock on the door, don't get an answer, and move on to 2613? That sounds mightily incompetent of the MPD.

Who knew the cops would knock on both doors of a Duplex responding to a call. I mean you know if I got called to a duplex for possible crime in progress and I couldn’t get an an answer at the reported address, I might try the next door too to see if anyone witnessed anything or knows where the alleged criminal might be. But rationality isn’t a Patrick S Tomlinson trait.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Can you imagine the poor detective that got assigned this. Trying to dig through all of pats insanity posts/texts. Its going to take him months to get through the kiwi thread that is full of pats archive of posts. As much as pat wants to deny his own tweets, archived posts are court approved. While swatting is a bridge too far, they will still see that pat has made it the better part of his day for over 4 years to talk tough on the internet.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

I think we have the first episode for the Netflix series. The audio plays to minimal opening credits and then a montage of all the times Rick has said the FBI won't take notice unless someone dies.

 

[BudDickman]

I'm thinking now he made the call to the empty part of the hovel. Police fucked up and got the door that had him behind it, fawkin hilarious.

They botched his false flag that's why he was so mad

Interesting theory... "This is 2611, that is 2613. It's a duplex." I'm not sure why he would put so much emphasis on that.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Interesting theory... "This is 2611, that is 2613. It's a duplex." I'm not sure why he would put so much emphasis on that.

" You were supposed to kick in the door of an empty home so I can safely freak out on twitter not go upstairs and clear the whole building and detain me."

 

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[Libby Son Of Loin]

A very fat false flag if you will. Also the I CALLED…YOU! Was odd how he paused. The way he talked down to the officers was very “how could you fuck up my great plan?!!?!”

Easy. He paused because he's fat and needed to catch his breath

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Who knew the cops would knock on both doors of a Duplex responding to a call. I mean you know if I got called to a duplex for possible crime in progress and I couldn’t get an an answer at the reported address, I might try the next door too to see if anyone witnessed anything or knows where the alleged criminal might be. But rationality isn’t a Patrick S Tomlinson trait.

Legally they have to knock on both sides of a half house in order for it to count as a full visit

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is watching star wars movies and having fight fantasies where he places himself as the protagonist again.

 

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Pat is watching star wars movies and having fight fantasies where he places himself as the protagonist again.

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I hated that fight because it's so obvious that Ray Park is a trained martial artist who could kill them in seconds, whereas McGregor and Neeson have just spent about a week with the fight choreographer trying to teach them not to make the lightsaber noises with their mouths while they fight. Coming out so soon after The Matrix made it look extra shit. It's a wonder that Ninja Pat hasn't noticed in the twenty years since it came out.

Ewen McGregor still makes the noises all through the movie.

Edit: Here's the tweet, watch Ray Park's feet compared to Ewen McGregor's.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

@World Wide Web Wyyzrd you alive pal?

And @NikkisCrustyGusset for that matter. Got ripped on Buckfast and punched a cop or something?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

And @NikkisCrustyGusset for that matter. Got ripped on Buckfast and punched a cop or something?

They finally got him for his public transportation electricity scam