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My wife is buried at 43.0599556, -87.8849759, child.
This is why he was screeching like a hysterical fag at the female officers. He caught one of them trying to suppress a smirk when she saw his baby button mushroom dick. If he was hanging dong like he claims he would have been talking to them like Barry White after a spliff and a cognac "Hey baby, would you mind if I threw on some shorts? It's chilly out here" etcWardrobe malfunction!
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Yea thats very suspicious. He's trying to be calculated about it, but as with everything he ever does, he does it poorly.How about the silence after. It took more than 48 hours for a mention. If this happened he would have been fucking live tweeting.
I think his expectation was MPD would say "wow this address again! This needs to be addressed! Let's get the FBI involved"
Instead they show up, I'm sure he's belligerent right away yelling about cyberstlakers. The police are saying what the fuck are you talking about.
He realizes every report he's filed through the years has been completely ignored and the PD has him on the pay no mind list. How do they not know about his situstion?! So he goes off the rails.
The 911 call and body cam are going to be fawwkin good
Possibly also his micro penis if we get a good angle.It was said earlier but I agree the excuse for him freaking out crying and screaming at the cops is because he expected them to show up and say "you were right Patrick and we were wrong" and then give him the key to the city and have us all executed. Instead they reacted like they should to a call like that and it broke his brain. When that footage surfaces I have a good feeling it will expose a lot of holes.
Maybe he was beating off when they knocked so he had a descent hang.Possibly also his micro penis if we get a good angle.
It’s only a Felony if the SWATter is also in Wisconsin. See in order to be charged with a Felony in a state, you have to be present in that state to commit the Felony. Unfortunately, unless your atalker, child is in Wisconsin, you don’t have a case. Also Wisconsin doesent allow convictions in absentia for Class 3 felonies, so as long as your SWATter remains unidentified and not having been arraigned, your state law isn’t really protecting you, now is it Piggy.I'll continue to add more as he tweets.
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Got him in his bathrobe:
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Wow! Our strong boy needed four cops to restrain him.
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I think he's completely full of shit. Doubt he was even swatted.
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Piggy takes a break from his story to do some replies:
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Bodycam footage of his tiny pig penis?
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Those cops are in for a childing:
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Here it comes... (If this is a Vos plug I'm going to shit my pants)
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My poor ribs:
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And he's done:
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"Oh hey, you know that retard that was screaming and crying at the police confusing and scaring his neighbors? That was me. I'm kind of a big deal on twitter, so read my thread where I glibly retell it and make myself look totally badass."Pig's now spreading his lies in the Facebook thread.
Probably because that freak lures his gay cat to sit inbetween his legsYo, why dis nigga always in a robe anyway. You don't need to wear a suit around the house but a robe is like for 15 minutes after a shower or some shit. It's weird as fuck.
Brings a whole new sinister meaning to "correcTing the record"...It gets his little prick all turgid at the thought of a woman finding his demented yelling terrifying. Most women think the rustle of leaves is a murderer outside. In that neighborhood it's probably true.
100% he will contact her and insist on meeting her.
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