All vandals would walk across the concrete path without looking down to see where they are going. Also the obvious not even flinching at the light coming on.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Wow. It really was him. What a fucking faggot
And it was a penlight.
My wife said I looked like him when we were young.
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I'm answering, goddammit ... this all could be a genius ploy to eventually kill his wife and/or some neighbors and stash them in his basement. He believes the cops will eventually stop taking tips about him and he can murder more people before they actually get suspicious
I dont think he is doing to himself but there is enough evidence that I cant rule him out.
You have to imagine Pat's brain processing what to do when it noticed the light went on (if it noticed at all)
He had to decide what a criminal would do, turn and look at the source of light and potential trouble OR play it cool and not flinch (cool like Patrick), he chose the fatter
I'm pretty confident that he didn't file the "vandalism" with the MPD. He's not that bold.
What really gets me about that "vandalism" video, is how it shows off the fact that he has no actual friends.
It's not just that it's obviously him in the video, because he's got no friends who'd take that kind of risk for him and pretend to be a vandal (as the old joke goes, "acquaintances will help you move house; friends will help you move bodies"). The real kicker is the camera.
If he had a single, technologically-competent friend, he could have had a security system that would shit all over that. They sell cameras that'll do 2k color night vision for a couple of hundred bucks; plug that into a second-hand PC and you've got an AI-based 24/7 video surveillance system that can tell you when the interesting stuff happened, and show you in high-def full color. It'll use AI tell the difference between an atalker and a cat, you can mark out "zones" so it alerts if anyone gets too close to the house or car, and you can have it blast a siren if the lights don't scare them off. I'd set that up for a case of beer for someone I liked, free if it was someone I really cared about, and I'd throw in the PC. Hell, if he was the smart sci-fi author he LARPs as on Twitter, he could build it himself.
Instead, Patty No Mates has to call ADT, lecture the sales person on how "he's an expert at this stuff", and then make smart-sounding agreeable noises as the sales guy fucks him up the ass with their shitty low-res black-and-white cameras and an eye-watering monthly fee.
And the best bit? It doesn't even catch the crime; that footage is officially useless. He got fucked for nothing.
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I got a cheap ass security cam kit in a box and it takes better video than that. Embarrassing.I'm pretty confident that he didn't file the "vandalism" with the MPD. He's not that bold.
What really gets me about that "vandalism" video, is how it shows off the fact that he has no actual friends.
It's not just that it's obviously him in the video, because he's got no friends who'd take that kind of risk for him and pretend to be a vandal (as the old joke goes, "acquaintances will help you move house; friends will help you move bodies"). The real kicker is the camera.
If he had a single, technologically-competent friend, he could have had a security system that would shit all over that. They sell cameras that'll do 2k color night vision for a couple of hundred bucks; plug that into a second-hand PC and you've got an AI-based 24/7 video surveillance system that can tell you when the interesting stuff happened, and show you in high-def full color. It'll use AI tell the difference between an atalker and a cat, you can mark out "zones" so it alerts if anyone gets too close to the house or car, and you can have it blast a siren if the lights don't scare them off. I'd set that up for a case of beer for someone I liked, free if it was someone I really cared about, and I'd throw in the PC. Hell, if he was the smart sci-fi author he LARPs as on Twitter, he could build it himself.
Instead, Patty No Mates has to call ADT, lecture the sales person on how "he's an expert at this stuff", and then make smart-sounding agreeable noises as the sales guy fucks him up the ass with their shitty cameras and an eye-watering monthly fee.
And the best bit? It doesn't even catch the crime; that footage is officially useless. He got fucked for nothing.
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Can't send spaceedge a recording of him actually performing the vandalism? Crazy ass stealthy pig.I'm pretty confident that he didn't file the "vandalism" with the MPD. He's not that bold.
What really gets me about that "vandalism" video, is how it shows off the fact that he has no actual friends.
It's not just that it's obviously him in the video, because he's got no friends who'd take that kind of risk for him and pretend to be a vandal (as the old joke goes, "acquaintances will help you move house; friends will help you move bodies"). The real kicker is the camera.
If he had a single, technologically-competent friend, he could have had a security system that would shit all over that. They sell cameras that'll do 2k color night vision for a couple of hundred bucks; plug that into a second-hand PC and you've got an AI-based 24/7 video surveillance system that can tell you when the interesting stuff happened, and show you in high-def full color. It'll use AI tell the difference between an atalker and a cat, you can mark out "zones" so it alerts if anyone gets too close to the house or car, and you can have it blast a siren if the lights don't scare them off. I'd set that up for a case of beer for someone I liked, free if it was someone I really cared about, and I'd throw in the PC. Hell, if he was the smart sci-fi author he LARPs as on Twitter, he could build it himself.
Instead, Patty No Mates has to call ADT, lecture the sales person on how "he's an expert at this stuff", and then make smart-sounding agreeable noises as the sales guy fucks him up the ass with their shitty cameras and an eye-watering monthly fee.
And the best bit? It doesn't even catch the crime; that footage is officially useless. He got fucked for nothing.
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Hopefully the MPD burst right through that sign with guns pointed at Fat Pat and Niki.
He's absolutely revelling in every second of this shit. For any normal person that'd be a 100% guarantee that he was swatting himself but he's such a fucking nutcase that I could genuinely see him positively glowing at the prospect of having real victim points for the first time in his life.
It's a tough one, man. Patrick's an enigma, wrapped inside a paradox, cocooned inside a thick layer of adipose fat.
It's a tough one, man. Patrick's an enigma, wrapped inside a paradox, cocooned inside a thick layer of adipose fat.
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