Piggy put up a sign to stop the SWATTING

NoBacon

The gunslinger.
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Opesterino

How does that feel?!
what a fucking fat faggot.. he is 100% false flagging himself. maybe one or 2 of the calls weren't but there is no way he isn't doing this shit himself. fucker claimed to be swatted years before anyone from here fucked with him. he is just dying for attention and now looking for any excuse possible to not pay his dues.

Fuck you Patrick S. Tomlinson, you are a fucking nigger.
 

Jenna

If God truly loved you He'd have made you taller
I bet the cops are already getting suspicious with the pig, they know something is up since it’s ramped out of nowhere and nobody is taking credit.

It's gotta be a goof around the precinct by now. The effeminate male Karen who shrieks and cries, barking orders at cops. Patrick assumes they're all goldfish with short attention spans, instead of cops wanting to see the hysterical pigman for themselves.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Instead of actually writing a useful sign to serve as a notice of this problem he keeps having, he has to make a joke of it.

You vandalized your own bike, idiot.
He has a very hard time playing victim AND tough guy, one minute it’s OMG THEYRE TRYING TO GET AND MY WIFE KILLED!!! then pull this like it’s some big joke. Him doing this 100% proves he’s the one calling.
 
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