Did you hear about the pollock that had to sell his water skis? he couldn't find any lakes with hills
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Well anyway, Good Luckski
Nice moving to a country that can’t put in a lightbulb properly, stupid.
luckily they just got a foreign expert on the matter
get it OP is their Screwing Lightbulb Meister
Congratulations faggot. I wish you years of success and happiness
Make sure you wear an ill-fitting comic book shirt and a backwards Brewers hat so the locals know you are a sophisticated international traveler.
I hear he’s working for the military launching missiles at the sun. He’s working the graveyard shift.
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What's the weather like during the summer there? Also what restrictions are in place for people who just want to go there to visit? Also how long are you allowed to stay there if you are just a tourist?
Right now it’s nice, mid 70s and sunny.
restrictions seem pretty lax. Some people wear masks inside, others don’t.
for visitors, you should be fine. The Polish border is open to American tourists, and you can stay for up to 3 months without a visa.
Anybody can do it!
Fuck yeah dude, shout-out to Ray Wilson (of Genesis)
Nice being a success, stupid
Interpol has been notified and you will be extradited to Milwaukee for your trial, atalker.
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Congrats man! I would kill to join the dating pool of a white European city.
Congrats for having people named Bartosz, Wlodzimierz, Krzysztof, Kazimierz and Grzegorz dating your daughters in the future. Enjoy
Nice management position at the submarine screen-door manufacturing plant, głupi
Faggot
First off, welcome to this wonderful country. It's really nicer than most outsiders would think.
Second, get yourself a hot krupnik ASAP. A nice, delightful liquor on those cold nights.
Third, and most importantly, do not come looking for me as I will not acknowledge you outside of this forum. I have carved out a nice little niche in Poland, and while you guys crack me up, I can't let you fucking wankers ruin my middle-road success.
.... Love ya!
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My first trip will be to Poznań and I’ll leave signs about the fat pig wherever I can.