Pat’s pro se motion in full

[More Worser]

he thinks he's an autodidact and a savant at everything

When Pat learned about savants, he thought that's what everyone meant when they call him an idiot

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

37.1 A European singer named an entire concept album as a sleight towards my perceived "obesity", called "The Weight of Man", on sale on Amazon.



How hard would that have been to add, Pat? All publicity is good publicity, and you can't even get that right.

I’m being cyber bullied by the guy who replaced Phil Collins

“This sounds far fetched.”

 

[More Worser]

Pat is one of those guys that should have just gotten a job doing oil changes

WHOA!! I don't want him cross threading my fawkin' drain plug!

or working in a factory.

I don't need him throwing undeburred workpieces on the "good" cart. "Wud'n me."

Pat would have been better off pressure washing dumpsters. It's not idiotproof but his inevitable fuckups would matter less

 

[UnPRePared]

I’m being cyber bullied by the guy who replaced Phil Collins

“This sounds far fetched.”

If he had put that in there, and a judge reacted like that, I'm telling you all exactly what I told Mal - I would cancel the rest of this tour and retire, living out my days in peace with the knowledge I have done it all and could do no more.

Then after a year of laziness, home cooking and passionate love making, I would travel with my gal to Milwaukee, home of the rubes, to retrace the steps of the Fat American, post all the pictures from the day trip culminating at Hooligans here, in one massive, final goodbye post. I'd end it with a "Your Mom's Box" and a photo of us both cheering over a pint of his American swill that I will surely taste for weeks, then nuke my profile to Guest, finally answering all doubters and FAWKIN HATERS (sniff)


But until then, on the road I go.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If he had put that in there, and a judge reacted like that, I'm telling you all exactly what I told Mal - I would cancel the rest of this tour and retire, living out my days in peace with the knowledge I have done it all and could do no more.

Then after a year of laziness, home cooking and passionate love making, I would travel with my gal to Milwaukee, home of the rubes, to retrace the steps of the Fat American, post all the pictures from the day trip culminating at Hooligans here, in one massive, final goodbye post. I'd end it with a "Your Mom's Box" and a photo of us both cheering over a pint of his American swill that I will surely taste for weeks, then nuke my profile to Guest, finally answering all doubters and FAWKIN HATERS (sniff)


But until then, on the road I go.

I really can’t fathom that happening. You just make fun of Pat for the most part. It’s not like you’re going full mask off Cumia in Off Topic. It’d be funny if you had an alt to post racist stuff though.

 

[UnPRePared]

I really can’t fathom that happening. You just make fun of Pat for the most part. It’s not like you’re going full mask off Cumia in Off Topic. It’d be funny if you had an alt to post racist stuff though.

Nah, there's no alt here, lad. Short of my, let's say less-than-favored opinion of the Brits, I'm not racist. I've met all walks of life, both good and bad, and I know it's not a simple umbrella people sit under. I judge case by case, hence why I speak calmly but defend certain parties sometimes.

But as for the last part I wrote there? I'd love to do it, and Gosia is curious about America. There'd be no hate in that final post - I know we all torch those that draw attention to ourselves for a last hurrah, but you've all brought me so much entertainment that I'd want to give each of you some final words and a confirmation.

I doubt it'll ever happen, though, because as long as I am actively touring and recording, I really can't do it. Plus I don't see Pat ever conceding.

So until that day may or may not come, let the reasonable doubt continue.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

I'm sure it's been said 1,000 times at this point, but I'm really floored by Pat's level of delusion evident in that document. I've been assuming that he's just retardedly obstinate and that all of his twitter oinking is just #DLTIW-induced bluster, but he really seems to have lost his grip on reality.

I wonder if the alcoholism is starting to get to him and he has the beginning of dementia or something. Confabulation is a sympton of alcoholic Korsakoff syndrome, where someone starts to believe that their own false memories of the past are real. Pat might have denied reality so hard that he can't find his way back.

That said, I adore the document and I really appreciate the loving god that guided the circumstances of its conception all for our enjoyment.

My guess? Along with the press tour, Pat has behind the scenes been trying to cook up something, like trying to get the interest of some big name lefty lawyer to do pro-bono work for him, or government officials or something.

Then when nothing had come through and things were getting close to the wire, Pat sent out that 27 page screed mostly as an attempt to filibuster, throwing in so many random things in hope that something would stick with the Judge and he'd be granted his request of an unreasonable 2 month (minimum!) delay.

Combine all of this with Pat being a loser who procrastinates and leaves shit way too late, and you have what we have.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Considering his completely retarded obsessions and crowing from the rooftops, it's actually better that he doesn't know who I am, or think that I am who I say I may (or may not) be.

Are you saying you wouldn't want Pig as your most vocal superfan?


"Been diving deep into the Wilson discog today. Millionairhead slaps, child. Y'all folx slept on Cut_."

 

[Jenna]

• Include a "harassing" text/post featuring the Lappening.

You're in luck, page 14 has a Lappening photoshop where Ade is sitting on Sosnay's lap.

 

[Harry Powell]

Exactly. After reading this motion I don’t want to see any more comments from people on this site claiming he has average or above intelligence. This man is a nitwit and dullard. The matter is settled. I’d pity him if he wasn’t such an asshole.

I have been a defender of Pat’s “intelligence” in the past. No longer. I couldn’t believe what I was reading. He had no comprehension of what this hearing was. I can’t even pretend it was 4D chess somehow.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He took a bunch of Ls this week. Him hanging himself by writing that 27 page motion was glorious. It really made up for the fast court appearance. He could have been on a payment plan and spread it out for 36 months but his stubbornness costed him more lawyer fees and forced to bend the knee and pay in full. I dont think he even realized what a fool he made of himself .

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I have been a defender of Pat’s “intelligence” in the past. No longer. I couldn’t believe what I was reading. He had no comprehension of what this hearing was. I can’t even pretend it was 4D chess somehow.

One thing I got reading it and thinking about the last 5 years. Some reddit guys really broke his brain. That's not just stupidity. They really fucked up his brain which caused him to fuck up his life. I'd feel bad for him but he just doesn't know how to quit.

 

[UnPRePared]

Are you saying you wouldn't want Pig as your most vocal superfan?


"Been diving deep into the Wilson discog today. Millionairhead slaps, child. Y'all folx slept on Cut_."

I had so much fun with Steve, John and Paul on that project. And Nir... Bless that guy, he's been on so many projects with me since Genesis, having him help with that restored some of my confidence after that rough tour at the end.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Exactly. After reading this motion I don’t want to see any more comments from people on this site claiming he has average or above intelligence. This man is a nitwit and dullard. The matter is settled. I’d pity him if he wasn’t such an asshole.

I was just thinking of this. Who was it that said they thought he had a high IQ but was just an autistic social weirdo? Harry whatever the fuck? Now do you feel that way? Rick is a retard at BEST.

 

[HeyItsVos]

I was just thinking of this. Who was it that said they thought he had a high IQ but was just an autistic social weirdo? Harry whatever the fuck? Now do you feel that way? Rick is a retard at BEST.

I don’t know if you saw his post yet, but he has rescinded that opinion in shame. But he wasn’t the only one.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I don’t know if you saw his post yet, but he has rescinded that opinion in shame. But he wasn’t the only one.

Ahh okay! I forgive you @Harry Powell

 

[MonsterSteve]

I still can’t get over how he thought telling Judge Sonsay that msnbcs morning Joe commenting on his situation is all the proof anyone needs. He’s out of his fucking mind.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I still can’t get over how he thought telling Judge Sonsay that msnbcs morning Joe commenting on his situation is all the proof anyone needs. He’s out of his fucking mind.

Jussie Smollett got a ton of news interviews too. Pat thinks media coverage means he isnt a liar.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

16 Dick about the law but maybe someone who knows better can correct or corraborate me. Typos are a huge deal in legal documents. Filing pro se isn’t an excuse and is just another thing that’ll piss off a judge. He pulls two aggredious examples, mistyping the name of a case he’s citing and confusing the terms platiff and defendant. If i’m correct, any case he cited which was typed wrong is irrelevant and can’t be considered. Yes Sosnay could infer he’s talking about the case he spelled correctly the last 3 times but i dont think thats how that works. He would need to basically resumbit the document with the correct spelling. But if it’s not germaine to his overall argument, the confusing of plantiff and defendant definitely is. You then have to ask yourself who the fuck he’s even talking about and where. Was the one line a typo? Or was that the correct line? Back to refiling the entire argument after you correct it.

Nice egredious, stupid

I'm retarded and I will accept my car crashes

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

He is the worst cook I've ever seen on the internet.

Legit Adam Libby makes better food