Pat’s fat body knocked something off the wall and blames cats, sources say

[porquedealer]

I’m sure it WAS perfect for him when he was coddled and catered to for years. He is oblivious to anyone’s wants and needs but his own, as we’ve seen for years now. Even his friends who grokked that didn’t envy him; they regarded him as the man-child he clearly is.


There’s no coming back from a woman realizing she married someone who is utterly incapable of being a husband. It’s a miracle they conceived, unless it was marital rape or she knew it would all be over in 60 seconds and just wanted to avoid him throwing a tantrum. I’m sure Ade never had an orgasm until she met PCJ. Women will let a LOT of shit slide if they’re well fucked.

Annabelles birthday aligns pretty well for the conception to have been a birthday pity fuck for fatty.
2 months later he was out on his ass.

 

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[Danrangutan 🦧]

Kind of funny that his tweet implies his cats will outlive him. I guess when you’re a fat alcoholic with high blood pressure the average moggie can outlive you.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Kind of funny that his tweet implies his cats will outlive him. I guess when you’re a fat alcoholic with high blood pressure the average moggie can outlive you.

Pat is such a moron he probably believes cats literally have nine lives. That boy ain’t right.

 

[Stent]

Fucking school kids get out of bed at 7.