Pat’s fat body knocked something off the wall and blames cats, sources say

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Why does he have a bar stool looking chair at that little circular table and wtf are all those other little weird stools and tables surrounding it?

Everything about him is so odd and impoverished.

It looks like a piano at left.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I believe the picture was on the table, waiting to be hanged, and a cat knocked it off.

I do not believe this needed to be a tweet. Only someone who lacks intimacy with his spouse would need to court this much attention from strangers.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Why does he have a bar stool looking chair at that little circular table and wtf are all those other little weird stools and tables surrounding it?

Everything about him is so odd and impoverished.

Looks like they have a piano that nobody plays and is just there to make them seem more interesting than they really are.

 

[Meownaw]

Looks like they have a piano that nobody plays and is just there to make them seem more interesting than they really are.

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This fat fucker brought up a Star Trek video just for the photo. Look at how it's right at the beginning of the video and paused.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

This fat fucker brought up a Star Trek video just for the photo. Look at how it's right at the begging of the video and paused.

I doesn’t strain credulity that he watches old episodes while painting his toys. He’s a fucking toddler with a 48-inch waist.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

9/11 was less staged

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Looks like they have a piano that nobody plays and is just there to make them seem more interesting than they really are.

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It's a writing desk where he keeps his typewriter and all his hopes and dreams.

Patrick lies like a backwards child for no reason to strangers. God help him no bs.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This fat fucker brought up a Star Trek video just for the photo. Look at how it's right at the beginning of the video and paused.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Niki and Tyrone rattled the walls lastnight

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Do these two ever drink anything but beer? JFC you claim we’re trying to kill you — as if your obesity and alcoholism isn’t doing all the work.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

no child, his cats are Fearless. Killing. Machines. and so they just throw pictures round the room. That's what pig told the cops who turned up after nikkki got in the way of the flying picture.

"No police children, it was the cats who Jimmy Snuka'd my wife'

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Looks like they have a piano that nobody plays and is just there to make them seem more interesting than they really are.

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"Oh the star wars games we plaaaayed
PCJ Ran off with Adeeeeee
The pair of shitty chair I made
Those were the daaaaaays

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"Oh the star wars games we plaaaayed
PCJ Ran off with Adeeeeee
The pair of shitty chair I made
Those were the daaaaaays

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

"Oh the star wars games we plaaaayed
PCJ Ran off with Adeeeeee
The pair of shitty chair I made
Those were the daaaaaays

“Funster I could use a cock like yours inside me again”

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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unlikely but I once was at a restaurant on Valentine's with my gf and the acoustic band (brother joe level) they got started playing For What it's Worth by Buffalo Springfield. luckily thinking of hippies being shot makes me rock hard

 

[MonsterSteve]

It definitely wasn’t hanging. It was on the side of the table or something.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

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He goes to a piano bar and sits there tweeting the whole time. Put the phone down, Rick, and get a job.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

unlikely but I once was at a restaurant on Valentine's with my gf and the acoustic band (brother joe level) they got started playing For What it's Worth by Buffalo Springfield. luckily thinking of hippies being shot makes me rock hard

I think it's time we stop
Children, what's that sound?
Everybody look, Pat’s checkmark’s down.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Enjoy the animal shelter, cat child.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

no shattered glass.

"No, Patrick, that isn't rock candy, it's broken glass. Please stop eating it."

"No, child."