Pat’s fat body knocked something off the wall and blames cats, sources say

[DiarrheaDick]

He goes to a piano bar and sits there tweeting the whole time. Put the phone down, Rick, and get a job.

The hell was he doing there?

TAKE US OUT EROCK.

 

[A House Nigger]

What a terrible hair dye job.

 

[N64 Cube]

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The irony that they were playing a song called Creep the same time Pat was in attendance.

Oh, and that story never happened, Pat

 

[hikomow633]

What a non-creative and blundering retard one must be when one is unable to even stage a plausible (AND YET STILL UNINTERESTING) incident at ones alleged dwelling.

 

[Stent]

Woken up at 7am? Wow. Madness.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Call me crazy, but I wouldn't fuck Niki.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

What a terrible hair dye job.

Why does she bother having long hair if she’s just going to scrape it back in a nasty rats nest bun all the time? @captain_kamala what do you think of Niki’s hair?

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

I bet all this actually was his cat but he probably originally thought it was one of us at 7 am.

Nigga SHOOK, fr

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Call me crazy, but I wouldn't fuck Niki.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[EraGodless]

The only reason Patrick is awake at 7am is because he has the DT's. Worthless layabout isn't fooling anyone.

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

We know it wasn't a picture of his daughter.

You're just assuming that because he admitted to signing away all his parental rights.

 

[eggfeller]

Picture Posturing Pat strikes again. imagine how long he spent staging this photo for cat mom likes.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Pat’s entire existence revolves around distracting himself from the mess that is his life. When the whole story is told, we’re going to find out shit was even more disastrous than we suspected. Until then, Pat’s going to keep posting these little Twitter gags for the handful of fellow losers who will engage with him earnestly.

He’s utterly fucked lol.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Woken up at 7am? Wow. Madness.

It's hilarious how out of touch this deadbeat is with society. Him mentioning that like it's some unspeakable hour of day when most working people would probably end up late for their job if they woke up that late. Fucking school kids get out of bed at 7. Anyone who's had a baby would have gotten their ass screamed out of bed at every hour of the night and still had to rise for work but of course Pat doesn't know anything about that.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

It's hilarious how out of touch this deadbeat is with society. Him mentioning that like it's some unspeakable hour of day when most working people would probably end up late for their job if they woke up that late. Fucking school kids get out of bed at 7.

I’m sure I’m not the only one who considers rising at 7AM to be sleeping in. My kids are up by 6:30 or they have to walk to school. Pat was raised by a faggot father and indulgent mother who let him skip a full third of the school year. We have no idea how many times he was (re)tardy but I’m guessing it was frequent. Pat is utterly unprepared for and unfamiliar with adult life. His parents really motherfucked him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m sure I’m not the only one who considers rising at 7AM to be sleeping in. My kids are up by 6:30 or they have to walk to school. Pat was raised by a faggot father and indulgent mother who let him skip a full third of the school year. We have no idea how many times he was (re)tardy but I’m guessing it was frequent. Pat is utterly unprepared for and unfamiliar with adult life. His parents really motherfucked him.

Also note when he had a job (thanks to Ade) they had to ride in the same car so Pat wouldn’t sleep late. I imagine Ade having to get her bum of a husband a job with her was the beginning of the end for their marriage. She put her reputation and name out there for him to come in and she probably had to end up doing a lot of his work so she wouldn’t look bad.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Also note when he had a job (thanks to Ade) they had to ride in the same car so Pat wouldn’t sleep late.

He really is an eternal child. What an embarrassment.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He really is an eternal child. What an embarrassment.

He tries to make it sound like they had the “perfect” marriage yet he’s such a retard with zero self awareness I’m sure her having to get him a job was the beginning of the end. She had to deal with him now during the work week and got to see first hand how lazy and useless he is as a provider. Nothing worse than getting your job to hire your husband only to have him show everyone he’s a piece of shit.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He tries to make it sound like they had the “perfect” marriage

I’m sure it WAS perfect for him when he was coddled and catered to for years. He is oblivious to anyone’s wants and needs but his own, as we’ve seen for years now. Even his friends who grokked that didn’t envy him; they regarded him as the man-child he clearly is.

I’m sure her having to get him a job was the beginning of the end. She had to deal with him now during the work week and got to see first hand how lazy and useless he is as a provider.

There’s no coming back from a woman realizing she married someone who is utterly incapable of being a husband. It’s a miracle they conceived, unless it was marital rape or she knew it would all be over in 60 seconds and just wanted to avoid him throwing a tantrum. I’m sure Ade never had an orgasm until she met PCJ. Women will let a LOT of shit slide if they’re well fucked.