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Pat’s fat body knocked something off the wall and blames cats, sources say
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We know it wasn't a picture of his daughter.
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no child, his cats are Fearless. Killing. Machines. and so they just throw pictures round the room. That's what pig told the cops who turned up after nikkki got in the way of the flying picture.
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Also notice how the wire to hang it isn't even in a possible spot that it could have fallen from the wall.
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it's probably busted and he got it off the street, no other reason for it to be next to a load of mismatched wood furniture. That picture shows about $30 of quasi's money total i think.
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Plus it's damn near parallel with the lines on the floor, and seems to be right smack in the middle of the three tables.
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My first thought, too.
Also I saw a post here earlier mentioning that Pat doesn't talk about his cats anymore. Hey, Pat!
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Is that the shitty "street art" he was bragging about like it's valuable and funsters ruined it for him by telling him how badly he got ripped off?
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It could be that it wasn't hanging on the wall in the first place because he's such a lazy oaf. Maybe it was sitting there on the floor or table for months.
What is that blur? A wad of cat fur? Cobwebs? A smudgy stain on the floor?
What is that blur? A wad of cat fur? Cobwebs? A smudgy stain on the floor?
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Of course he blames the cats for him poorly hanging a picture.
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Just the usual filth associated with the 'Hovel'It could be that it wasn't hanging on the wall in the first place because he's such a lazy oaf. Maybe it was sitting there on the floor or table for months.
What is that blur? A wad of cat fur? Cobwebs? A smudgy stain on the floor?
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Lol the picture is so fucking far from wherever a wall would be in this photo. This fat faggot put a picture on the floor to blame his cats.
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Things that should wake up a man his age before 7 a.m.
- his children.
- alarm clock.
- wife sucking his peckah.
- naturally waking up because he is an energetic man in his prime.
Rick gets roused from his hungover slumber by his faggot cat trying to escape his half hovel
- his children.
- alarm clock.
- wife sucking his peckah.
- naturally waking up because he is an energetic man in his prime.
Rick gets roused from his hungover slumber by his faggot cat trying to escape his half hovel
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Thank you for asking the real questions. My stomach knotted when I saw this picture. Nothing makes any functional sense for a living space.
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That is what I was going to ask as well!
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What, he hangs pictures from the ceiling? Falls flat on the floor, no walls for feet in any direction, no shattered glass. I'm calling Pig a fibber. A big fat fibber!