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I bought my first car when I was 15 after working construction for a summer. Fuck I hate him.Anyone else find it funny he mentioned having a car like it’s impressive?
To add to this. By doing this he also thinks in some way it makes him look less contrary and more compliant by saying, "yes if they were trolls, but they're not". See if you understood this from my perspective you'd realize that with trolls not replying works, but terrorists take it as a sign of weakness therefore I reply because they hate it.its something mama raven probably taught him but its painfully obviously he's just being contrarian. You can reject the soundness of any argument by just using a proprietary definition of words. Its the same stupid technicality thing he does all the time. Its what children do, because he's a child.
"No running in the house"
"I'm not running i'm jogging"
As a syllogism:
- socrates is a man
- all men are mortal
- soctrates is mortal
Socrates isn't a man, i'm sorry you're so stupid plato child. If you just redefine a term in a premise to something else every argument . This is the reason to "formalize" arguments in this way. You can show exactly how someone is being dishonest in their terms. Pat thinks he's cracked the code of winning every argument by just being dishonest. Like a toddler would.
He works backwards from the conclusion to redefine the premises. I disagree with the conclusion to stop interacting with the trolls, so the only way out of that is to say they are not trolls.
- Rick's "stlakers" are trolls
- trolls respond when you respond
- if you stop responding they will trolling
- if you want trolls to stop trolling then you stop responding
ps: don't @ me about using faggot philosophy
I find it (so fucking) funny it was only A car and A bike. Thought they had 2 of each. Wha happened?Anyone else find it funny he mentioned having a car like it’s impressive?
I think we need to look at ourselves in the mirror and ask, 'Are we schizophrenic?'I'm insane. Just me and you and my other alts.
"I do declare, I seem to have caught a case of the vapors."What the fuck kind of facial expression is that? It reminds me of that one he did on that video where his eyes go up like this and he clutches his chest. It's hard to explain, it's like he's saying "I do declare" like a southern woman. Pat is our southern Belle.
Someone know what I'm talking about and got the video?
Haha that's the one. He does seem to have the gay face."I do declare, I seem to have caught a case of the vapors."
Pat is a massive faggot.
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Just come out of the closet, Pat. You’re not fooling anyone."I do declare, I seem to have caught a case of the vapors."
Pat is a massive faggot.
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Going to slightly disagree with you there on one point, which is his "need" of his Twitter account for his career. While the actual amount of his Tor advance is unknown and with people in the industry voicing skepticism of his six-figure claims, I'm inclined to believe he did get an advance that was disproportionately/inappropriately large due to his Twitter follower numbers.The best part is watching him squirm while playing the Matt guy talking shit on Pat. It shows why he never debates anyone and blocks anyone who points out he’s wrong - he can’t think on his feet and can’t handle anyone being even slightly critical of him. You can see his brain short-circuiting trying his best to keep his composure.
Also, his claim of he “needs” his twitter / social media for his writing career is a huge lie. If you looked at his twitter you see he tweets about his work less than 5% while 95% is political nonsense / calling people names that disagree with him / telling people goofing on him their going to prison hundreds of times.
That “you haven’t seen my twitter” proves twitter is his entire life and his “writing” is barely a hobby. It’s why his writing has only gotten worse over the years - he’s too focused on tweeting and people seeing / liking his tweets. He has convinced himself that’s his purpose in life and his tireless and unpaid work of tweeting all day is for the greater good of society. It’s why he refuses to get a real job - the world would fall apart due to him being unable to tweet all day. Fat.
Can you freeze it on the moment he makes that expression? It's like he short circuits or something. I've never seen anything like it
Pat sees his Twitter follower count as an asset for securing book contracts because, in a vacuum for a specific scenario and point in time, it was. This was his lightning in a bottle, though I'm not sure he views it as such.
I think Leslie did say there was a time in the trump era of people getting book deals related to their twitter numbers - thinking “well he has an audience so that means they will buy his books!” and from what I’ve read in the publishing world it isn’t that hard to get a book deal - they pretty much sign next to anyone and hope they can sell or have some huge hit. Just look at your average Barnes & noble and there’s gotta be thousands of authors nobody has heard of with books in there. Something like majority of published books don’t even sell over 500 copies.Going to slightly disagree with you there on one point, which is his "need" of his Twitter account for his career. While the actual amount of his Tor advance is unknown and with people in the industry voicing skepticism of his six-figure claims, I'm inclined to believe he did get an advance that was disproportionately/inappropriately large due to his Twitter follower numbers.
With the facts available to us, I believe whoever it was at Tor who signed him used some formula that incorporated author social media following counts as a way to project future sales, and signed him based on this. What that formula clearly didn't take into account was context, or in other words the "why" behind people subscribe to an account. For the Neil Gaimans of the world, people are following because they dig the authors work; you can expect a minimum percentage of them will convert into book sales for each release. In Patrick's case, he gained the majority of his followers during a period of time when even the most milquetoast of "orange man bad" xeets would guarantee subscribe-button clicks from Trump-deranged individuals. It's difficult to see a correlation between that type of account and book sales, the available sales numbers of Pat's Tor books supports this.
While I don't want to bash the Tor signing agent too much, the reality of Pat's Twitter should've been readily apparent with even a modicum of research. One could even consider this grounds for termination. Didn't the guy leave the industry shortly after this? Not saying that's what happened, but if I was senior management at Tor I know I'd be pissed.
Pat sees his Twitter follower count as an asset for securing book contracts because, in a vacuum for a specific scenario and point in time, it was. This was his lightning in a bottle, though I'm not sure he views it as such.
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