Patrick’s Christmas Day 2023 is the most depressing thing I’ve ever witnessed

[Uncle Floyd]

This place chips away at him every day. He doesn't have big blowups over the things the rascals tweet or post. But there's definitely a spiritual accumulation that's breaking him down bit by bit.

The same way each beer and slice of meatloaf incrimentally adds more bulk to his already-gargantuan frame, every post that reminds him he's a failure both as a father and a man is taking its toll.

When he finally dies of a massive stroke, there won't be any one thing to point at. Death by a thousand "you're fats."

 

[Jenna]

Prezzies! The day after Christmas you got them?
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$25 for Christmas Carol

A Christmas Carol

Abridged and Illustrated by J. Kirk Richards This nine-by-twelve-inch illustrated hardcover book recounts Charles Dickens' classic Christmas story, using essential excerpts from the original text.

jkirkrichards.myshopify.com

$21 for the Hot Sauce book

https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Sauce-Fiery-Worlds-Sauces/dp/1837830622

This is assuming Niki bought them full price and didn't just find them on a "take a book, leave a book" cart at the library.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Prezzies! The day after Christmas you got them?
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I knew he would start posting pics after I said his trolls taught him to not post everything. He is so easy to get to dance.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

A book about hot sauces. How fucking boring

Maybe she thinks he could find a job making hot sauce. She’s retarded which explains a lot.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

$25 for Christmas Carol

A Christmas Carol

Abridged and Illustrated by J. Kirk Richards This nine-by-twelve-inch illustrated hardcover book recounts Charles Dickens' classic Christmas story, using essential excerpts from the original text.

jkirkrichards.myshopify.com

$21 for the Hot Sauce book

https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Sauce-Fiery-Worlds-Sauces/dp/1837830622

This is assuming Niki bought them full price and didn't just find them on a "take a book, leave a book" cart at the library.

Also, why is he showing this on the day after Christmas? I’m guessing Niki just got home from staying over at family for the 3 day weekend. That’s why piggy swatted the house yesterday and all the power outage nonsense. He was all alone and wanted attention.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

More books that will get placed on a shelf and never looked at again. She got him an childs illustrated book because he doesnt like reading. Of a story he had to steal character from because he lacks originality.

 

[Jenna]

Also, why is he showing this on the day after Christmas? I’m guessing Niki just got home from staying over at family. That’s why piggy swatted the house yesterday and all the power outage nonsense.

It wouldn't surprise me if he took a quick trip to whatever physical bookstore is still open in Milwaukee to buy these for himself. They're weirdly self-serving presents that "promote" his upcoming novel and hot sauce.

Otherwise, what a lazy gift. Yo dawg I heard you wrote a sequel to A Christmas Carol so I bought you A Christmas Carol to celebrate you finishing it!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

More books that will get placed on a shelf and never looked at again. She got him an childs illustrated book because he doesnt like reading. Of a story he had to steal character from because he lacks originality.

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I was hoping she got him that “Mr Timothy” book just to goof on her retard of a husband.

Pat doesn’t like to read, I’m sure 90% of the books on his shelf he’s never opened.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It wouldn't surprise me if he took a quick trip to whatever physical bookstore is still open in Milwaukee to buy these for himself. They're weirdly self-serving presents that "promote" his upcoming novel and hot sauce.

Otherwise, what a lazy gift. Yo dawg I heard you wrote a sequel to A Christmas Carol so I bought you A Christmas Carol to celebrate you finishing it!

Also note - he claimed he only got books for people for Christmas. Speculate…

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat doesn’t like to read, I’m sure 90% of the books on his shelf he’s never opened.

Or they are childrens books

 

[The Talking Dead]

Or they are childrens books

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I've never known anyone as autistically obsessed with the star wars universe as this fat retard. It's garbage intended for children but this waster slurps up every bit of what they pump out.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Or they are childrens books

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I’m surprised she doesn’t buy him coloring books. One of their old Christmas photos had a where’s Waldo book that was a gift. Two adults in their 40s without kids and they’re giving each other Wheres Waldo books. They are two children mentally which explains a lot.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I've never known anyone as autistically obsessed with the star wars universe as this fat retard. It's garbage intended for children but this waster slurps up every bit of what they pump out.

I don’t even know if he even likes Star Wars that much, he just wants everyone to know he’s a big fan because it’s part of his “personality” because these books I can’t see even big fans buying. It’s like he does this to brag he’s the biggest fan.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I don’t even know if he even likes Star Wars that much, he just wants everyone to know he’s a big fan because it’s part of his “personality” because these books I can’t see even big fans buying. It’s like he does this to brag he’s the biggest fan.

It's like saying you're a big fan of steak and eating at Applebee's. He doesn't get it. He's a low IQ autistic narcissist.

My wife loves science fiction. She reads tons of science fiction books, watches dumb fuck, low budget Sci Fi channel movies, and loves to play stupid, boring sci fi themed board games. You know what she doesn't give a single fuck about? Star Wars, Star Trek and Dr. Who. That's rube level shit for Sci Fi fans. Real Sci Fi fans like smart, thoughtful shit - thought exercises about what could happen with science and how it could impact real people like her. That's science fiction. Not Ronald Dumpf and space Chilis. Not intersectional feminism projected onto space crabs.

Pat, you're an idiot. You write idiotic shit because you're an idiot. I actually had my wife read In The Black and she thought it was dumb as fuck. She, a person who devours science fiction novels, thought your book stunk. Her specific criticism was that the book felt like it was written by an idiot. Take that to heart if you stumble upon this, you jack ass. You're not a good writer. Crawl back to Target and hope to god they'll rehire you. You're a 45 year old, career bum who radiates ineptitude. Happy New Year, you bum.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I don’t even know if he even likes Star Wars that much, he just wants everyone to know he’s a big fan because it’s part of his “personality” because these books I can’t see even big fans buying. It’s like he does this to brag he’s the biggest fan.

His favorite character is Obi wan from the prequels. That says it all.

 

[Honoria]

Looked up the books, the hot sauce one is 117 pages and mostly charts/photos. The Christmas Carol one is 48 pages so it's been heavily abridged. Nice of Nikki to buy him things that fit his reading level.

When was the last time she was seen in a photo? No loving Christmas selfie?

 

[RickReternal]

It wouldn't surprise me if he took a quick trip to whatever physical bookstore is still open in Milwaukee to buy these for himself. They're weirdly self-serving presents that "promote" his upcoming novel and hot sauce.

Otherwise, what a lazy gift. Yo dawg I heard you wrote a sequel to A Christmas Carol so I bought you A Christmas Carol to celebrate you finishing it!

He bought them a few days ago.

 

[Treat Yourself]

When was the last time she was seen in a photo? No loving Christmas selfie?

Hey now, she's going to divorce him any day now! The chaperone probably didn't want the photo taken!

Wanna see a photoshop of Patrick but even fatter?!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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I’m pretty sure most readers use kindles and don’t read physical books anymore. My father is in his 60s and hasn’t opened a physical book in years - everything he reads is through the kindle.

 

[RickReternal]

Looked up the books, the hot sauce one is 117 pages and mostly charts/photos. The Christmas Carol one is 48 pages so it's been heavily abridged. Nice of Nikki to buy him things that fit his reading level.

When was the last time she was seen in a photo? No loving Christmas selfie?

Brewers opener is to my knowledge the last non-media tour image containing Patrick and Niki. (He also posted tedious pictures of his hands holding leaves and flowers but those obviously don’t count.) The full-size was too big to post here so enjoy this edit instead.