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Patrick’s Christmas Day 2023 is the most depressing thing I’ve ever witnessed

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Pat sounds like a Nazi here
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“I decide who is a member of humanity. Seig Heil stlaker. Enjoy gas chambers.”
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I doubt Nikki spends a lot of time around him anymore.
Especially when every time she looks over, he is on his phone and she has to wonder whether he will cost them another $40k over pointless internet argument slap fights.
They live in separate parts of the hovel. That’s why they can’t rent one side out.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I really hope he made an ass of himself while surrounded by family. The odds are, after he got enough beer in him that he started talking reckless about the wars and the election. I feel bad for anyone that has to tolerate Pat for an evening. Especially on a holiday where you are a guest and you dont want to be the one to make a scene.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I really hope he made an ass of himself while surrounded by family. The odds are, after he got enough beer in him that he started talking reckless about the wars and the election. I feel bad for anyone that has to tolerate Pat for an evening. Especially on a holiday where you are a guest and you dont want to be the one to make a scene.
I think he has been uninvited for a while, he tweeted all day on Christmas and thanksgiving while claiming to be surrounded by family. I spent Christmas Eve and Christmas Day with family and I barely looked at my phone while he couldn’t get off his. He has to tell himself so many lies to avoid having to deal with the truth.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I think he has been uninvited for a while, he tweeted all day on Christmas and thanksgiving while claiming to be surrounded by family. I spent Christmas Eve and Christmas Day with family and I barely looked at my phone while he couldn’t get off his. He has to tell himself so many lies to avoid having to deal with the truth.
Ultimately he was deprived of tweeting every moment of the day. He has finally been taught by his trolls to not broadcast his every thought and move. Not even his mom or wife could do that.
 

wbgreen

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They live in separate parts of the hovel. That’s why they can’t rent one side out.
I think it’s more likely they can’t rent the other, better half because it’s not up to code and they lack the capital to make the necessary repairs. They had a lucky windfall with their free PPP gibs, but used that on vacations.
 
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