Patrick’s Christmas Day 2023 is the most depressing thing I’ve ever witnessed

[The Talking Dead]

I was only checking in periodically but from what I could gather he spent the entire day arguing with and correcting various people on Twitter, including several accounts with some variation of ‘Patrick isn’t invited to Christmas’.

From what I could tell, there was no joy in his day at all; just anger and bitterness. Every day I wake up thankful that I’m not him. He has the most depressing existence imaginable.

Hello, Patrick

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!

 

[PogromStallone]

 

[Cuphead]

He made 94 "stlaker" tweets yesterday. Doesn't include all the ones he was arguing about Rittenhouse or calling people child either

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m just now catching up on pats Christmas antics (another swat? It’s all so tiresome) but he spent the holiday getting into pointless fights with Internet strangers about Kyle Rittenhouse and replying to rascals. I saw he claimed he was with family but was angry tweeting the whole time. What a terrible and fat life!

 

[Cuphead]

I’m just now catching up on pats Christmas antics (another swat? It’s all so tiresome) but he spent the holiday getting into pointless fights with Internet strangers about Kyle Rittenhouse and replying to rascals. I saw he claimed he was with family but was angry tweeting the whole time. What a terrible and fat life!

He even tried going radio silence for two hours after having a morning meltdown to create an illusion he was with family, but still admitted he was at home.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He even tried going radio silence for two hours after having a morning meltdown to create an illusion he was with family, but still admitted he was at home.

He’s miserable and His life is complete shit but claims otherwise. It really pisses him off that we know his family hates him because he’s such an asshole.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Just checked his social blade - for Christmas Day he tweeted 150 times. Piggy spent the day alone and drunk.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

My older brother lost 3 games of pool to me and 2 to my younger brother, both in front of our girlfriends while we all made fun of him for being bad, gay and fat.
Still had a better Christmas than Fatrick

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He even tried going radio silence for two hours after having a morning meltdown to create an illusion he was with family, but still admitted he was at home.

There's a chance he was with his "family" meaning Niki, the cat and the lizard. Niki probably isn't invited to Christmas at this point either. Or he just meant the cat and the lizard.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

There's a chance he was with his "family" meaning Niki, the cat and the lizard. Niki probably isn't invited to Christmas at this point either. Or he just meant the cat and the lizard.

I can see that, she seems to be a piece of shit just like Pat.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can see that, she seems to be a piece of shit just like Pat.

I'm pretty sure he sits there and reads all this shit to her as well and she sits there and goes "Tell 'em, Pat!"

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

He even tried going radio silence for two hours after having a morning meltdown to create an illusion he was with family, but still admitted he was at home.

He definitely passed out on the fart couch being drunk since 4am that morning, he doesn't have the discipline to walk away for even a few hours.

 

[Honey Badger]

he spent the holiday getting into pointless fights with Internet strangers about Kyle Rittenhouse

He was relitigating a court case from 2 years ago? Lol who does that?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He was relitigating a court case from 2 years ago? Lol who does that?

Someone that has destroyed their life due to a severe social media addiction.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s currently responding to 3 day old tweets about Kyle Rittenhouse

But Pat says he spent the holiday with both sides of his family. Not So.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

No Pat, no sober person would act like you do

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I’m just now catching up on pats Christmas antics (another swat? It’s all so tiresome) but he spent the holiday getting into pointless fights with Internet strangers about Kyle Rittenhouse and replying to rascals. I saw he claimed he was with family but was angry tweeting the whole time. What a terrible and fat life!

Im trying to catch up right now and it looks like he was up at 7am already going at it. Looks like he tweeted at least 30 times. Twitter is his drug.

 

[Clint Ruin]

No Pat, no sober person would act like you do
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"Quite sober" says the guy who drove on his little Hot Wheels bike to the bar on Xmas eve. Uh huh, sober for a few hours maybe.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Seriously, I don't know how Nick does it. He's got to be one of the most draining and exhausting people to be around. I can't imagine who spends more than an hour around him without getting sick to death of him.

It takes A LOT of meds and booze

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Im trying to catch up right now and it looks like he was up at 7am already going at it. Looks like he tweeted at least 30 times. Twitter is his drug.

Most people went back to work today (unless their work is closed / using vacation time / etc) and this Pats version of “back to work” after Christmas. Gotta tweet!