PATRICK TOMLINSON'S 2011 MUGSHOT

[Suetonius]

When my husband was abusing me my mom used to "accidentally" call me and say whoops how you doing you wanna come spend the weekend with us? I bet Lynne starts doing the same.

I don’t care how many “my ex was manipulative she was a bitch” etc stories he’s telling Niki. Any mother who gives a shit about their daughter would feel uneasy with them married to a man who threatened to kill his ex wife and daughter.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Whoopsie (oopsie?) dooooooodles

You can be damn sure he leaves out some critical details that are in the report when he tells the story.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

Pretend I shopped in their faces

You missed a chance to comment on our respective hair and height situations.

 

[BUBBLER]

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Look at these arms and remember Patrick claims to bench press 250lbs

Abs? More like flabs

 

[BUBBLER]

"american citizen wife" - got me

One can only dream

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

The best picture of Patrick ever is his mugshot.

Everyone looks like shit in their mugshots except pat.

Perhaps it’s you that would enjoy prison, Pat. The universe is trying to tell you something

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Jenna]

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Funny that the Portage police would mention a made-up person 7 separate times in the arrest report.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Funny that the Portage police would mention a made-up person 7 separate times in the arrest report.

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[Suetonius]

Funny that the Portage police would mention a made-up person 7 separate times in the arrest report.

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I literally have a text from him too saying that Rona is real but she fabricated the details. Get your story straight, fat

 

[Ladynyahh]

There's no more fucking around. It's time to get some answers.

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EDIT: TFW you confessed to your sister-in-law you wanted to commit a triple homicide:
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You know you're not a bad lookin man, Mr Tomlinson. Not bad lookin at all. When I get out of here after many years of prison, I'm gonna come see ya. We'll have some fun!

 

[Jenna]

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Has anyone ever pointed out:

r/opieandanthony
->
r/ona
->
rona

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I am an actual criminal, child.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

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2023 Mugshot...

Wrong child, that's the 2022 mugshot.

THIS is the 2023 mugshot when he was arrested in Mexico by a local """vigilante group""".

 

[stealthygeek]

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I am an actual criminal, child.

Haven't gained a pound, stlaker.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

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I had to click on the "@NJPRIDE" handle because it said tweet was unavailable that he was replying to. Wtf???

 

[BUBBLER]

He's definitely jealous of all the attention whatever her name is got last night

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

That's the most alive and least crazy I've ever seen him look. Crazy.

Found on r/piginapigpen

 

[Suetonius]

HUFFF HUFFF FHUUUFFFF AGAGGGGHRRRRAAAAAAAGAGGGHHHHHHHH YOU WANTED THE NUMBER OF THOMAS APOSTLE?!?! DONT YOU EVER RRR SPEAK TO HIM!!!!! FIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN REPORTER!!!!! CAUSE YOU GOT PROBLEMS MORE THAN ME, AND YOU GOTTA FUCKIN PUSH MY BUTTONS AND IT IS NOT GOING TO WORK WITH US!!!!! ITS NOT!!!!!! I CANT GET LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!! AND YOU KNOW YOU’RE DOING IT AND YOURE A FELON AND YOURE A stlaker AND YOURE GOING TO JAIL! SO YOU STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR FORUM, AND I BETTER NOT HAVE MY DAUGHTER!!!

I JUST NEED MY DAUGHTER AND EX WIFE DEAD!!!! ITS A LOT LESS FUCKING TROUBLE they leave you for a big cocked friend! HUFFF HUFFFFYOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A POLICE REPORT OR ANY OF THAT OTHER BULLSHIT YOU THAT YOU PUT ME THROUGH! I JUST NEED A SECOND BETTER WOMAN TO ABANDON MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER! …..and i’ll get to FUCK HER LIDDY!! YOURE A PAIIIINNNN IN MY ASSSSS. YOURE A PAINNNN IN MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]