PATRICK TOMLINSON'S 2011 MUGSHOT

[Will Tate]

FYI but the mugshot is 100% helping put up da numbahs.

You can look up how many people "expanded details" by clicking on it and I've noticed a big uptick in that engagement once the mugshot was involved vs just the police report. At least 3x the engagement



EDIT: Engagement

Sounds like an oopsie doodles if I ever heard of one.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He looks twenty times more upset about losing his twitter than he did while getting his mugshot taken for threatening to murder three people including a baby.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

He actually looks kinda badass in the 2011 mugshot.
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Until you notice his shirt

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Has anyone ever pointed out:

r/opieandanthony
->
r/ona
->
rona

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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Funny you posted this relic. Pat unironically used it trying to be funny last month.

 

[Dog Eater]

Dark Money Dan and whoever figured out where the mugshot was need to be blown before the jacuzzi.

 

[Udders]

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Faces of Bread

 

[gassers]

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First principles, Jackie. Simplicity. Read Charles Dickens. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, these stlakers you seek?

They mock women...

No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing they do? What needs do they serve by mocking?

Anger, um, social acceptance, and, huh, sexual frustrations, sir...

No! They covet. That is their nature. And how do we begin to covet, Jackie? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now.

No. We just...

No. We begin by coveting what we see every day, child. Don't you feel eyes moving away from your body, Jackie? And don't your eyes seek out the things you want?

Amputate a mans tongue and he can still taste the meatloaf. Tell me, child, when your little forum is on the slab, where will it tickle you?

Five foot seven, fatly built, about two hundred and eighty pounds; hair thin, eyes down syndrome. He'd be about fourty-five now. He said he lived in Plymouth, Massachusetts, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, child, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and, just one more thing: You’re going to prison, stlaker.

 

[Caverlock]

He's taken two decent pics in his entire life, and they both have terrible backstories.

That one and:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-11388168

There he is being photographed by the creepy, fat "lolita" Sarah Hans, who works with nonverbal disabled children and poses toy dolls nude on playgrounds. Nothing disturbing about that.

He looks so happy that he can run through mentally ill, homely convention skanks unfettered by marriage and fatherhood.

Sadly, he started to run low on funds eventually, despite paying 0 child support, so he had to latch on to a new host.

 

[The Sue Deal]

He's taken two decent pics in his entire life, and they both have terrible backstories.

That one and:
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-11388168

There he is being photographed by the creepy, fat "lolita" Sarah Hans, who works with nonverbal disabled children and poses toy dolls nude on playgrounds. Nothing disturbing about that.

He looks so happy that he can run through mentally ill, homely convention skanks unfettered by marriage and fatherhood.

Sadly, he started to run low on funds eventually, despite paying 0 child support, so he had to latch on to a new host.

Patrick Tomlinson looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his green shirt before the convention. Very very disrespectful.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

He's taken two decent pics in his entire life, and they both have terrible backstories.

That one and:
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-11388168

There he is being photographed by the creepy, fat "lolita" Sarah Hans, who works with nonverbal disabled children and poses toy dolls nude on playgrounds. Nothing disturbing about that.

He looks so happy that he can run through mentally ill, homely convention skanks unfettered by marriage and fatherhood.

Sadly, he started to run low on funds eventually, despite paying 0 child support, so he had to latch on to a new host.

It only seems decent because his dumb face is out of focus

 

[MasterPosHonor]

If only he wasn't wearing a woman's suit.

 

[PickleRickle]

If only he wasn't wearing a woman's suit.

LOL this is my new fav bit

 

[MasterPosHonor]

LOL this is my new fav bit

 

[Chive Turkey]

JON... DEAD
ADRIENNE... DEAD
UNBORN CHILD GROWING INSIDE OF ADE'S BELLY... DEAD

He actually looks kinda badass in the 2011 mugshot.
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He looks like he's just awake and slightly hungover, so that's probably where the slight grizzledness comes from.

It's the only picture of him where he looks like a man and a large part of that is because he's not pulling some exaggerated, socially retarded pose like he is in every other photograph. Another example of Pat's performative delusions ending up to make him look way faggier than he would if he was just being genuine.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

HUFFF HUFFF FHUUUFFFF AGAGGGGHRRRRAAAAAAAGAGGGHHHHHHHH YOU WANTED THE NUMBER OF THOMAS APOSTLE?!?! DONT YOU EVER RRR SPEAK TO HIM!!!!! FIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN REPORTER!!!!! CAUSE YOU GOT PROBLEMS MORE THAN ME, AND YOU GOTTA FUCKIN PUSH MY BUTTONS AND IT IS NOT GOING TO WORK WITH US!!!!! ITS NOT!!!!!! I CANT GET LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!! AND YOU KNOW YOU’RE DOING IT AND YOURE A FELON AND YOURE A stlaker AND YOURE GOING TO JAIL! SO YOU STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR FORUM, AND I BETTER NOT HAVE MY DAUGHTER!!!

I JUST NEED MY DAUGHTER AND EX WIFE DEAD!!!! ITS A LOT LESS FUCKING TROUBLE they leave you for a big cocked friend! HUFFF HUFFFFYOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A POLICE REPORT OR ANY OF THAT OTHER BULLSHIT YOU THAT YOU PUT ME THROUGH! I JUST NEED A SECOND BETTER WOMAN TO ABANDON MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER! …..and i’ll get to FUCK HER LIDDY!! YOURE A PAIIIINNNN IN MY ASSSSS. YOURE A PAINNNN IN MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

 

[Duxbury Dave]

 

[guest]

Something happened to my Kelsey Beefers account so I have been lurking for a long time.

I just came back here to say that I can't believe this is still going on and Patrick is going to commit a mass shooting.

 

[CruisinColin]

Patrick is going to commit a mass shooting.

If he kills himself that would count as a mass shooting.