PATRICK TOMLINSON'S 2011 MUGSHOT

[Meownaw]

Does he know we possess this yet?

Safe to say when he finds out there will be another fat swatting by him. Predictable sow.

 

[NoBacon]

That’s without a doubt the best picture of Pat ever taken, kinda taking an L on this one Dan.

 

[Africa.com]

I ate the contents of her fridge with a can of Bush's baked beans and a 6 pack of Leinies

 

[FamilyDollar]

How do we think Pig handles this? I say he goes with “that is not my mugshot child”. The lack of booking details from the olden days may allow his retarded mind to stick with that cope.

 

[Meownaw]

I ate the contents of her fridge with a can of Bush's baked beans and a 6 pack of Leinies

Hamibal abooo

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Vurry good work

 

[BUBBLER]

He still thinks he looks like this

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

How do we think Pig handles this? I say he goes with “that is not my mugshot child”. The lack of booking details from the olden days may allow his retarded mind to stick with that cope.

He usually goes quiet for the day and seethes

 

[Duxbury Dave]

This looks AI generated.

Here's the receipt just for shits and giggles. Thanks again, Brittany!

 

[Suetonius]

First principles, Jackie. Simplicity. Read Charles Dickens. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, these stlakers you seek?

They mock women...

No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing they do? What needs do they serve by mocking?

Anger, um, social acceptance, and, huh, sexual frustrations, sir...

No! They covet. That is their nature. And how do we begin to covet, Jackie? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now.

No. We just...

No. We begin by coveting what we see every day, child. Don't you feel eyes moving away from your body, Jackie? And don't your eyes seek out the things you want?

 

[Andre The Giant]

@piggytomlinson comment ?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Hamibal abooo

Buffalo Burger Bill

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Suetonius]

Amputate a mans tongue and he can still taste the meatloaf. Tell me, child, when your little forum is on the slab, where will it tickle you?

Five foot seven, fatly built, about two hundred and eighty pounds; hair thin, eyes down syndrome. He'd be about fourty-five now. He said he lived in Plymouth, Massachusetts, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, child, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and, just one more thing: You’re going to prison, stlaker.

 

[HH Brother]

Amputate a mans tongue and he can still taste the meatloaf. Tell me, child, when your little forum is on the slab, where will it tickle you?

Five foot seven, fatly built, about two hundred and eighty pounds; hair thin, eyes down syndrome. He'd be about fourty-five now. He said he lived in Plymouth, Massachusetts, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, child, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and, just one more thing: You’re going to prison, stlaker.

Are you about a size 42 waist, funster?

 

[Opesterino]

while this doesn't prove no one from here has ever called the cops on patrick s. tomlinson it does show the kind of *laughs we go after. this is funny.. 3 dozen fake swat calls = not funny.. surprised all these super master hackers with a degree in behavioral science even need told this.

*lack of a better term

 

[captain_kamala]

Is there a male version of mugshawtys we could submit him to?

https://twitter.com/mugshawtys?lang=en

 

[captain_kamala]

Can someone do a "chad 2011 Pat" vs the "pussy whipped dumpy dan" meme

Stop dissing my boy and sticky this thread.

 

[Niki]

"If only you knew how bad things really are"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

image the toy painting convention puss he was slamming