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Time is a flat circleThis stupid Patrick shit is going to get this otherwise enjoyable site taken away. That would just be great, wouldn't it?
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Time is a flat circleThis stupid Patrick shit is going to get this otherwise enjoyable site taken away. That would just be great, wouldn't it?
If you actually believe that someone from here is genuinely SWATting Patrick S Tomlinson, then perhaps you should re-evaluate your life.
Pat made it clear he wanted the police to never return but they did. Do the police have any idea who they are dealing with? Pat has 50k followers. He is a big deal. Not quite blue checkmark material but still a big deal.Tell ya what, why don’t you just head back to Comedy Crit and Off Topic and leave Patposting to the pros?
In short -
LEAVE! AND NEVER RETURN!
Ask Tomlinson. He’s the one doing it and laughing about it on local television.Gotta admit, reading all this makes me think there's a couple of real sick fuckers on this site. Seriously, how is this even funny any longer?
Seriously, if it’s not Tomlinson or someone he hooked up with to do it with then obviously that asshole should be arrested.Seriously, nothing funny about mentally ill people sending cops to some SCI-FI writer's house with guns drawn. If you're involved with any of this, you should probably re-evaluate your life.
So what friend of Patrick are you?Seriously, a few of you are seriously fucked in the head.
Yep, I definitely do.
Well if it is (it is) then I hope they get put in prison as well.Seriously, if it’s not Tomlinson or someone he hooked up with to do it with then obviously that asshole should be arrested.
OK, but where did the pepperoni *actually* come from?
Agreed, sir. Which will happen eventually and send the pig man into obscurity where we will all unite back into uniformly mocking the Cumias into a not so early funeral.Well if it is (it is) then I hope they get put in prison as well.
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We better hurry Nana is looking grim.Agreed, sir. Which will happen eventually and send the pig man into obscurity where we will all unite back into uniformly mocking the Cumias into a not so early funeral.
Same. I was all in with the sub for years. It went downhill fast once Ant's superfans started stinking the joint up.I don’t get the Tomlinson bit to be honest with you. Ruined the old sub.
Agreed. I used to go there every day for laffs until it became all Patrick/all the time. It never made any sense and it was never funny. Honestly, it was weird Brothaman.I don’t get the Tomlinson bit to be honest with you. Ruined the old sub.
He's causing the police to come to his home and scare his wife with guns drawn? Riiiggght.Ask Tomlinson. He’s the one doing it and laughing about it on local television.
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