Jazz Pat is a promising new variation. I'd have to imagine he swaps his shit-coated brewers cap for a backwards ivy cap and maybe gets some transition lenses and grows his goatee back
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Patrick had a very chill evening at a Jazz club
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Meals Davis
Miles Capacious
Chunk Corea
The only “jazz” Pat might be vaguely familiar with are the guys who played in the Mighty Bosstones
How the fuck did I miss Charlie Porker?
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He goes to a jazz club filled with honkies watching jew honkies performing jazz music.
Classic.
Classic.
posting on social media the day after seems so much more mentally ill to me than people who snap a pic, post, and move on
Old white guy jazz is so lame. White guys playing jazz is like Nigerians writing sci-fi.
I wonder what her last name ends with?
Trials Awaitis
From Wisconsin court case details (traffic and an Estate, not pedo) a Jerry Grillo from Milwaukee was born April of '44, makes him 78
Probably a friend of Thomas that feels pity for nhis friend's retarded son and lets him tag along
While we're all here workshopping Piggy hate, I would suggest amending the third to "The Loneliest Drunk".
Fucking home run on Herbie Hamhock though.
Jazz Pat could be something, I can see him repeating all the cliches and claiming to be very knowledgeable in jazz fusion and talk about Miles Davis. Bitches Brew really slaps, child.
Billie Hollandaise
(That’s a stretch)