Patrick had a very chill evening at a Jazz club

[guest]

I like how he can never just say, "checked out a jazz club". It's always about these fictional friends who he never mentioned before and never after. For someone who only leaves the house to go to the bar and whose entire life revolves around Twitter, he sure wants you to think that he had this eclectic network of friends.

He should be treating our illustrious leader to a delicious Desi daru.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

It's nice that Patrick is getting out more and trying to forget about his dissolving marriage.

It was also nice of him to argue with Boomia texts so early this AM. He is truly a man of many hats.

 

[Raymond]

If you're white, under 65 and claim to enjoy jazz, you're a pretentious faggot at best.

I don't know. Some white guys in their forties might genuinely enjoy it, though not the guy who listens to the original score of one of the Transformers movies.

Dan, that's a reference to his Get Angry, Stay Angry playlist on youtube.

 

[Meownaw]

It was also nice of him to argue with Boomia texts so early this AM. He is truly a man of many hats.

All covered in sweat, cum and grime most likely.

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

 

[Browndoove]

This is such a great show.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Plastic bag convention.

 

[Meownaw]

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Is it a tranny or just a hideous homely looking woman with a Norton chin? It's a tough one.

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

What kind of sorry ass jazz band is this? I’ll bet Fatty knows nothing about Art Blakey, Coleman Hawkins, Sun Ra, etc. Fatty’s artistic interests always include sad white nerd types.

 

[guest]

Is it a tranny or just a hideous homely looking woman with a Norton chin? It's a tough one.

It's married so probably just a frump.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[patrick is fat]

I like how he can never just say, "checked out a jazz club". It's always about these fictional friends who he never mentioned before and never after. For someone who only leaves the house to go to the bar and whose entire life revolves around Twitter, he sure wants you to think that he had this eclectic network of friends.

my favorite was his tweet where he just randomly said something about how he has friends who are “down to party at a moments notice” in every major city in the world

 

[patrick is fat]

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it’s keffals lmao

edit: a female keffals

 

[guest]

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She can blow my saxophone any day of the week, hehehe. Ooof.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[kingship75]

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There is almost always someone looking miserable in the pictures Pat post online. It’s probably from the smell

I saw this dude in “UP”.

 

[Hudson]

Herbie Hamhock
John Coldcuts
Thelonius Drunk
Duke "Beef" Wellington
Count Greasy
Ella Fatzgerald

 

[It’s Meboe]

George Lucas looking at Pat, trying to figure out how can someone be so overweight

 

[It’s Meboe]

Herbie Hamhock
John Coldcuts
Thelonius Drunk
Duke "Beef" Wellington
Count Greasy
Ella Fatzgerald

I’m trying to think of one for Miles Davis but can’t