Pat thinks he is aging like a fine wine

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Fat faggot pre-congratulating himself on a third day in a row of exercise that hasn't even happened yet, and countering any possible gains he could have made by pouring beer down his gullet. I've always been so put off by that photo that I missed the textual lunacy.

Exactly like Joe Cumia gloating about hitting his goal weight on day one of the diet he didn’t keep. Except fatter.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Fat faggot pre-congratulating himself on a third day in a row of exercise that hasn't even happened yet, and countering any possible gains he could have made by pouring beer down his gullet. I've always been so put off by that photo that I missed the textual lunacy.

He ran two miles. Jesus. How's that an accomplishment. I did that at 15, and I was the kid who spent all his time inside playing games on his computer and never hung out with friends, not exactly athletic.

 

[More Worser]

He ran two miles. Jesus. How's that an accomplishment. I did that at 15, and I was the kid who spent all his time inside playing games on his computer and never hung out with friends, not exactly athletic.

He SAYS he ran two miles. But he cheated on a race and lies constantly so do you really think it was two miles? I don't.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

There's something very wrong and confusing with the size, shape and contents of his fat head.

Uncanny valley retard look. And gay as hell. Misshapen heads indicate genetic defects and are viscerally repulsive, triggering primal disgust and violence from normies.

This is why Patrick can only associate with other grotesques, I assume they identify with each other as they are all wretched filth in need of extermination.

See how faggy and unpleasant Patrick looks here? The orangutan face pouch, eyebrows in the wrong spot, overteased hair poof, terrible eye depth and spacing, odd cheekbones, low-stock Mr Potato Head nose, deformed ears, awful lips and nubby, poorly-set teeth.

Patrick's appearance perfectly matches his personality, all fucked up and faggily retarded.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm 33 and I know a bunch of people who lived hard lives, got into drugs etc. that look like they're in their fifties.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

 

[Safka's Enticer]

no one has replied yet so blocked Reddit people cannot begin “the belly dance” so to speak with Pig but Godspeed to the first person who posts this. View attachment 130125

The camera adds three chins

 

[More Worser]

The orangutan face pouch, eyebrows in the wrong spot, overteased hair poof, terrible eye depth and spacing

Pneumatic powerhammer to the ribs

 

[porquedealer]

phrenologists nightmare.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

phrenologists nightmare.
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[RoTheHo69]

He's aging like a hobo's maddog 20 20 vomit and explosive shit on a boxcar floor in the middle of july.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He's aging like a hobo's maddog 20 20 vomit and explosive shit on a boxcar floor in the middle of july.

Except not even flies and maggots will get anywhere near Pat.

 

[NigelCumia]

Now I know you boys loved r/opieandanthony but when the machine breaks down we break down, child.