Pat thinks he is aging like a fine wine

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The childhood obesity epidemic from a decade ago has turned into early 20s broads who are straight up fat. Excess fat, and the lifestyle the leads to it, ages you like shit (see Pat as an example). Studies continue to show that if you're at a healthy weight at 18 you're more than likely to maintain a healthy weight throughout life and also live longer (shocking).

Yeah I’m seeing it more and more with younger women because I live next to a big college and the college girls seem to be fatter than ever and proud of it (probably why mom jeans came back in style) with the bellies hanging out.

I just did a long walk around my work campus (I know, what a fag!) and the men 25-40 all dress properly (nice dress shirts, golf polos, etc) keep themselves in shape while the majority women 25-35 dress like frumpy slobs and they don’t even have kids yet!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I’ve never seen this picture before. Thanks, I hate it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

True. Look at the crowd, not a fattie among them. Blond California kids rocking out in front of a giant Confederate flag. If anything we've taken a step backwards in the looks department

Exactly, back then being fat made you really stand out and mocked. My dad was a fat kid in middle school but before high school changed his diet and got active in sports / running and hasn’t been fat since and he’s now in his mid 60s. They used to call it “the fat kid” in school because it was usually only 1-2 people, now they’re all fat kids.

Also back then the idea of laying around watching tv all day was looked down on and people did all kinds of active things. Now it’s all young people laying around looking for things to watch on streaming services. You don’t even see kids playing outside anymore, all inside on video games and watching YouTube videos of people playing games.

 

[PickleRickle]

Look at his anti-depressant eyes. Pin pricked, glassy, 3 fucking eye whites showing his developing schizophrenia. My god. Double chin, fish lips, shitty thinning widows peak. Its over. So goddamn ugly.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Of course it has a god damn sci Fi reference. His entire personality revolves around tossing shitty sci Fi references everywhere. What a fat loser

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Exactly, back then being fat made you really stand out and mocked. My dad was a fat kid in middle school but before high school changed his diet and got active in sports / running and hasn’t been fat since and he’s now in his mid 60s. They used to call it “the fat kid” in school because it was usually only 1-2 people, now they’re all fat kids.

Pat is surrounded by the fattest people in the country so his perspective is thrown off. He thinks being 265 is "skinny and healthy" compared to how fat most others are. Milwaukee is a haven of obesity.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If you find any pics with a 5oclock shadow you can see just how grey his facial hair is. Thats why he doesnt grow it out. He wouldnt be able to pretend he is a millennial.

This was like 6 years ago so its worse now but you can see that its pretty damn grey.

Not only does he have to keep shaving to pretend he’s some young hip millennial but also push his hair poof forward to hide his hairline. He probably thinks wearing Target shirts with comic book characters on them makes him look young yet he just looks like some old fat dork.

 

[Chive Turkey]

He's possibly the worst example of rapid deterioration I've seen in an individual. He's so much more bloated, greying and balding than he was before Norm/11, and it wasn't like he was some prime specimen back then either. He easily looks a decade older than he actually is, despite the chubby babyface.

Even the ghoulification of Lady Di and Nana seems to have occurred at a more gradual pace, and they were considerably older and arguably had worse substance abuse problems than him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Not only does he have to keep shaving to pretend he’s some young hip millennial but also push his hair poof forward to hide his hairline. He probably thinks wearing Target shirts with comic book characters on them makes him look young yet he just looks like some old fat dork.

He also uses Just for Men to hide they greying at conventions.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

What kind of sissy sits around thinking about his aging process this much? A narcissistic one: https://narcissistfamilyfiles.com/2017/09/26/big-sissies-how-and-why-narcissists-get-worse-with-age/

Sociopaths also hate aging because they know they’re competing with younger and more energetic, attractive people. I had a buddy years ago whose brother only liked pictures of himself where he was wearing a baseball cap and would dress like a scaled up child. Post-40 men wearing skinny jeans and $1200 Balenciaga sneakers are almost always narcissistic if not complete sociopaths.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Yeah I’m seeing it more and more with younger women because I live next to a big college and the college girls seem to be fatter than ever and proud of it (probably why mom jeans came back in style) with the bellies hanging out.

Social media is flooded with swamp walruses telling girls to be “proud” of their fat rolls. Every year more of my friends’ daughters go off to college as slim, pretty girls and come back with the freshman 15 50, dirty hair and — sickeningly — often at least one tattoo. Scary example of one such friend of my daughters’ who went from normal and cute to hideous gutter pig within a year of going to college:








Of course Pat would probably praise these unhealthy freaks for “living in their truth.”

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Social media is flooded with swamp walruses telling girls to be “proud” of their fat rolls. Every year more of my friends’ daughters go off to college as slim, pretty girls and come back with the freshman 15 50, dirty hair and — sickeningly — often at least one tattoo. Scary example of one such friend of my daughters’ who went from normal and cute to hideous gutter pig within a year of going to college:

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Of course Pat would probably praise these unhealthy freaks for “living in their truth.”

Somebody molested that girl. Damn.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

 

[EraGodless]

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Pat you have a full grey beard at 43

He's not 35. And I can sure as fuck tell the difference between a 25 year old and a 35 year old. Patrick is retarded is what I'm getting at.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He's not 35. And I can sure as fuck tell the difference between a 25 year old and a 35 year old. Patrick is retarded is what I'm getting at.

Plus he barely leaves the house and hangs out at a townie bar that is made up of people in their 30s and older. It’s not like he has a job where he would see people in their 20s / 30s / 40s etc.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

 

[Beavis]

He also uses Just for Men to hide they greying at conventions.

Does this fag have ANY clothes that fit?

 

[Pat the Simp]

 

[Sputnik]

50 years ago, 35 year olds would have also gone through a world war and and the factors from it.
140IQ

Fat boy can't understand the toll war takes on a man. Unless it's toll house, by nestle.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Reminder that Pat hangs out with some of the ugliest people on planet earth while also looking like a literal pig himself. Some of them aren’t even fat, they’re just naturally hideous.