Pat thinks he is aging like a fine wine

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Reminder that Pat hangs out with some of the ugliest people on planet earth while also looking like a literal pig himself. Some of them aren’t even fat, they’re just naturally hideous.

i think that's what makes him think he looks ok. dunno if he does it deliberately or subconsciously

 

[CuntFucker .]

no one has replied yet so blocked Reddit people cannot begin “the belly dance” so to speak with Pig but Godspeed to the first person who posts this. View attachment 130125

Nigga went from GTA III to Wario Land

 

[MasterPosHonor]

He's possibly the worst example of rapid deterioration I've seen in an individual. He's so much more bloated, greying and balding than he was before Norm/11, and it wasn't like he was some prime specimen back then either. He easily looks a decade older than he actually is, despite the chubby babyface.

Even the ghoulification of Lady Di and Nana seems to have occurred at a more gradual pace, and they were considerably older and arguably had worse substance abuse problems than him.

 

[EraGodless]

The bottom right one was pretty jarring at the time, because he had not posted a pic of himself in some time. And then he posts that one and insists he hadn't gained a pound. He's also convinced that he looks 30-35 years old. Lol. Delusional

 

[MasterPosHonor]

The bottom right one was pretty jarring at the time, because he had not posted a pic of himself in some time. And then he posts that one and insists he hadn't gained a pound. He's also convinced that he looks 30-35 years old. Lol. Delusional

There's something very wrong and confusing with the size, shape and contents of his fat head.

 

[EraGodless]

There's something very wrong and confusing with the size, shape and contents of his fat head.

Those damn millenials and their backwards caps.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The bottom right one was pretty jarring at the time, because he had not posted a pic of himself in some time.

The one that gave me the biggest wtf was the first local news story. He looked like 10 pounds of shit in a five pound bag, sweat pouring off his jaundiced face, broken out in some kind of rash and he didn’t even bother to shave or wash. And as always, Pat only cracked a smile when he spoke of murdering his wife.

 

[RickReternal]

Sorry, it’s just hitting me—is this for HIM? Does he actually think he’s aging well? Is this really cope for his hydrocephalic head and meatloaf/baked potatoes/cirrhosis bloat?

I guess it is since Pat never does anything that’s not about him.

Wow!

 

[guest]

He's aging like a corked bottle of wine.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Pat is surrounded by the fattest people in the country so his perspective is thrown off. He thinks being 265 is "skinny and healthy" compared to how fat most others are. Milwaukee is a haven of obesity.

No, you see that's just beer and brat weight for winter and...it... never mind, he's just disgustingly obese.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Look at his anti-depressant eyes. Pin pricked, glassy, 3 fucking eye whites showing his developing schizophrenia. My god. Double chin, fish lips, shitty thinning widows peak. Its over. So goddamn ugly.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

This photo should not be posted without a warning or a spoiler. It's too jarring.

 

[guest]

What a tard. As you get older, younger people all just look young. You can't pinpoint an age really.

Pat is old and fat

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Piggy already has to dye his hair for conventions.

he's a faaaaaaaaaG

 

[PickleRickle]

She actually didnt look bad in the middle shot. I woulda done her in the ass, too.

 

[PickleRickle]

he's a faaaaaaaaaG

HOLY FAWK that picture of him pulling his widows peak down is gay. I've had it with this guy. Someone buzz that off at hoolies. Jackass style.

 

[Ladynyahh]

This photo should not be posted without a warning or a spoiler. It's too jarring.

Fatso worked out for two days in a row and posts this unsettling picture, saying he needs a shower and a beer. This guy fawkin stinks.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

he's a faaaaaaaaaG

I hate his hair poof to an irrational degree.

 

[PickleRickle]

He looks like that one meme of that fuckwit that got his face all done up like the joker, he's standing up leaning on a mirror just enthralled with how gross he looks.

 

[Rudderman]

Fat faggot pre-congratulating himself on a third day in a row of exercise that hasn't even happened yet, and countering any possible gains he could have made by pouring beer down his gullet. I've always been so put off by that photo that I missed the textual lunacy.