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Pat thinks he is aging like a fine wine

Slackjawed Cow

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Pat you have a full grey beard at 43
 

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Does he realize 50 years ago would be 1973? Pretty sure people in the early 70s at the age of 35 didn’t look like “the Great Depression”, stupid. Also 35 year olds back then had families and worked to support those families and weren’t fat slobs like today. Not surprised, we know he sucked at math. Speaking of his look he looks just like my uncle before his first heart attack at 66 years old. Piggy already has to dye his hair for conventions.
 

More Worser

Not Mexican. Not jewish. NOT bald.😡
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Pat you have a full grey beard at 43
"Men's testosterone is so low now, and their body fat is so high, and 25 year olds look like such complete shit, that they look the same as 35 year olds. But it's about the economy."

Pat the colossally ignorant fucking retard
 
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I work for a big company and I’ve noticed the young - right out of college people (mid 20s to early 30s) aren’t aging as well at Pat thinks. The guys seem to keep themselves in shape but the women really look like old slobs, especially since high waist jeans are in style so they can hide / tuck in their gunts.
The childhood obesity epidemic from a decade ago has turned into early 20s broads who are straight up fat. Excess fat, and the lifestyle the leads to it, ages you like shit (see Pat as an example). Studies continue to show that if you're at a healthy weight at 18 you're more than likely to maintain a healthy weight throughout life and also live longer (shocking).
 

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no one has replied yet so blocked Reddit people cannot begin “the belly dance” so to speak with Pig but Godspeed to the first person who posts this. View attachment 130125
If you find any pics with a 5oclock shadow you can see just how grey his facial hair is. Thats why he doesnt grow it out. He wouldnt be able to pretend he is a millennial.

This was like 6 years ago so its worse now but you can see that its pretty damn grey.

 

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Does he realize 50 years ago would be 1973? Pretty sure people in the early 70s at the age of 35 didn’t look like “the Great Depression”, stupid. Also 35 year olds back then had families and worked to support those families and weren’t fat slobs like today. Not surprised, we know he sucked at math. Speaking of his look he looks just like my uncle before his first heart attack at 66 years old. Piggy already has to dye his hair for conventions.



True. Look at the crowd, not a fattie among them. Blond California kids rocking out in front of a giant Confederate flag. If anything we've taken a step backwards in the looks department
 
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If you find any pics with a 5oclock shadow you can see just how grey his facial hair is. Thats why he doesnt grow it out. He wouldnt be able to pretend he is a millennial.

This was like 6 years ago so its worse now but you can see that its pretty damn grey.

I’ve never seen this picture before. Thanks, I hate it.
 
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