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Pat responds to a text about Flavia lol (not a Niko post)

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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Rutherford_b_Blaze

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Provide the proof and I'll consider it. Also, do you have the direct quote I made?
I paraphrasing but you said you'd hire me to sweep and clean tanks. I'm not sure how I can prove I'm not a sex offender but after we sit down to lunch to discuss the details I'm not willing to submit to a rigorous background check at my own expense. The only crime I've ever been charged with is DUI and I was not convicted. I look forward to meeting with you pal.
 

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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I paraphrasing but you said you'd hire me to sweep and clean tanks. I'm not sure how I can prove I'm not a sex offender but after we sit down to lunch to discuss the details I'm not willing to submit to a rigorous background check at my own expense. The only crime I've ever been charged with is DUI and I was not convicted. I look forward to meeting with you pal.
How soon can you make it to The Capital Grille at GSP?
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

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Did your Indian boss fire you over not marrying his niece?
No. After four months he finally asked me if I'm still interested. I told him we need renegotiate; he mentioned that he lost 2k on my failed flight. So we still need to talk about it but we keep business separated.
Then yesterday my brother told me he would pay me not to marry her so I'm considering that.
I also got a very attractive offer from a past employer this week that I am considering as well. I'll have to meet with him and then @chocolatehellhole before I make any decisions.
 
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