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  • Go watch Jackie Singh's (@hackingbutlegal) keynote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ov_jBhsQZk.

    Why do you think Jackie didn't  name John Gibney in her keynote with OWASP? She seemed pretty confident on twitter. Is that because she doesn't have any evidence and made the whole thing up? Watch the keynote several times and make up your own mind.

    Why would she confidently accuse someone on socially media, but then refrain from naming people in her keynote? Maybe the OWASP Foundation has an answer to that.

Pat responds to a text about Flavia lol (not a Niko post)

CHH Brother

My features are quite progressive and harmonious
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Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
Provide the proof and I'll consider it. Also, do you have the direct quote I made?
I paraphrasing but you said you'd hire me to sweep and clean tanks. I'm not sure how I can prove I'm not a sex offender but after we sit down to lunch to discuss the details I'm not willing to submit to a rigorous background check at my own expense. The only crime I've ever been charged with is DUI and I was not convicted. I look forward to meeting with you pal.
 

CHH Brother

My features are quite progressive and harmonious
I paraphrasing but you said you'd hire me to sweep and clean tanks. I'm not sure how I can prove I'm not a sex offender but after we sit down to lunch to discuss the details I'm not willing to submit to a rigorous background check at my own expense. The only crime I've ever been charged with is DUI and I was not convicted. I look forward to meeting with you pal.
How soon can you make it to The Capital Grille at GSP?
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
Did your Indian boss fire you over not marrying his niece?
No. After four months he finally asked me if I'm still interested. I told him we need renegotiate; he mentioned that he lost 2k on my failed flight. So we still need to talk about it but we keep business separated.
Then yesterday my brother told me he would pay me not to marry her so I'm considering that.
I also got a very attractive offer from a past employer this week that I am considering as well. I'll have to meet with him and then @chocolatehellhole before I make any decisions.
 
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