Pat is sperging about Superman being an illegal alien ....AGAIN

[CompoundBasement]

Another capeshit talking point that he tries to use on current events.

Spoiler for pat: SUPERMAN ISNT REAL

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Capeshit obsessed losers like Fatso are incapable of distinguishing these stupid Hollywood propaganda cartoons from reality. He is the perfect consoomer of that slop. No friends, unlikeable, unemployed, terminally online, and dumb but thinks he's smart, and smarter than everyone.

 

[Fat little piggy]

Wasn't Superman adopted by a hick couple in middle America

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

THROW HIM OUT! HE'S A KRYPTONIAN! HE'S A KRYPTONIAN! OOOOH THIS SHOCKS YOU

 

[PorqueDealer]

Wasn't Superman adopted by a hick couple in middle America

My Little Brother Superman by Patrick S. Tomlinson

Imagine growing up in a small Wisconsin town, your parents' pride and joy—the star athlete, the top student, the one who’s supposed to carry on the family name and farm. Life feels comfortably predictable, until your folks decide to adopt a baby. Not just any baby, though—a baby who fell out of the sky. Literally.

Now your little brother is Superman.

Told through the eyes of Patrick S Tomlinson, the biological son of Kyle Tomlinson's adoptive parents, My Little Brother Superman is a coming-of-age story set in a Midwest reimagined by the existence of the world’s most powerful being. Patrick grapples with the impossible legacy of being the older brother to an alien demigod: the jealousy, the love, the fear—and the responsibility of keeping the greatest secret in the universe.

While Kyle’s powers grow with each passing year, so do the tensions between the brothers. Patrick struggles to define himself as more than "Superman’s brother," questioning his place in a family—and a world—that seems to revolve around his sibling. Meanwhile, Kyle's own journey from an innocent farm kid to Earth’s greatest hero reveals the cracks and triumphs in their bond.

Equal parts heartfelt drama and sly humor, My Little Brother Superman explores themes of identity, sibling rivalry, and the quiet heroism of those who stand in the shadow of greatness. In the tradition of The Perks of Being a Wallflower meets Smallville inFrom Space, this novel will resonate with readers who have ever felt overlooked, underestimated, or profoundly loyal to family.

Because even superheroes need a big brother to look up to.

 

[Agent Smith]

If superman jerks off does his superspermatozoa go flying around finding ovulating women to impregnate against their will? Because that sounds like the type of thing a dirty illegal would pull.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

If superman jerks off does his superspermatozoa go flying around finding ovulating women to impregnate against their will? Because that sounds like the type of thing a dirty illegal would pull.

Superman retains semen.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

If you oppose open borders, you’re basically saying you hate the justice league. Not so cool anymore is it?

Have you heard them say "Jesus was a refugee"

 

[Agent Smith]

Superman retains semen.

In his ass, just like Pat.

 

[MonsterSteve]

My favorite Pat response is "Fuck you're dumb" when he has no counter to the argument and realizes they are right.

 

[garbageman2244]

He's not fucking real, Pat.

Cap hates people like you.

 

[DominusOdium]

I'm so tired

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Speaking of superheroes, Patrick is a career-less 44 year old and his daughter is being raised by another man. Anyway, back to Superman's citizenship status, fatso.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

These people are insane. Grow the fuck up

The wife beating spic isn’t wrong. But let’s not pretend like in 1938 there were tens of millions of illegals running rimshot over our country. I highly doubt when the two Jews who created Superman were thinking “let’s make him an illegal alien to stick it to the goy” It’s for children and it’s modern interpretation of Jesus Christ even down to his adoptive parents having the same initials as Joseph and Mary. He’s raised by two decent salt of the earth types who teach their adopted son to do the right thing even if it’s hard ( a concept incredibly foreign to the fat pig). Rick is such a fucking phony, he makes those big titted Ethots look genuine “nerds”.

 

[Brooke Shields]

@NoBacon you ever see that 4chin post about the guy explaining visual media tv/movies are fucking over people's minds mkultra levels and they can't distinguish an Iron Man movie or whatever from real life memories?

Capeshit and cartoon shit seems to especially mark the marks, while less retarded examples do the same thing, from Remember the Titans to Dances with Wolves

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Another capeshit talking point that he tries to use on current events.

Spoiler for pat: SUPERMAN ISNT REAL

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lol. though he's actually wrong. based on Superman's canonical arrival in the 30s-40s, if he was legitimated by his parents as a child born out of wedlock he'd be a US citizen on that basis

 

[johnnynoname]

Cap

this fake nerd has never read an issue of Captain America...he just knows the movies

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

running rimshot

Nice roughshod, stupid.

 

[Username]

I love these Pat tweets where he unwittingly reveals his knowledge of geek shit is purely surface-level and performative, because I could Comic Book Guy Pat's stupid and incorrect argument into the dirt, in fact I'm 90% sure I already have. But I'm 100% sure Pat is fat. Allegedly friends with pedophiles, too, from what I hear.

He’s boasted on Twitter that he’s never read comic books. All his lack of knowledge comes from watching movies.

He’s a fake geek. He’s never read LOTR just watched the movies and got an ill advised tattoo. He loves How to train your dragon and hook. Yet he calls people child.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

People are mostly decent regardless of their political leaning? That’s the message? How did Rick not sperg the fuck out and call him a traitor?

Because Rick worships goyslop, and food.

 

[TorpidSloth]

It's funny reading the comments from these dorks. A lot of them are complaining about how the new guy doesn't look like Superman. Some saying he's not good-looking enough, others that he looks "nefarious" or "like a villain version of Superman" compared to Anglo chads Cavill and Christopher Reeve. None so far have made the "Early Life" connection.