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He doesn’t like his “scars” detail being called out
He’s drunk and all kinds of angry
He’s drunk and all kinds of angry
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Pat FINALLY discusses Penguicon! Blog post!
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Even some of his supporters cried that we “snitched” on Ooga - meaning Ooga was well aware he was doing something he wasn’t supposed to do. CBP actually went easy on him and just said “turn around and we’ll put you on the next available flight back and we won’t charge you with any crimes”
He was “detained” because he wasn’t even supposed to be in the country legally. They held him until they could send him back. They weren’t going to let him go and “come back” when a flight was available.
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I think the 'visible scars' he mentioned were on his hovel. Which is also a lie, of course.
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It might surprise you to know he’s Jewish
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This falcon guy is a real asshole
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Well he’s a huge faggot, I’ll tell you that!
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plus he was WARNED by funsters about the consequences of overstaying visas. People were literally giving him advice on how to AVOID getting in trouble with the law but that's a form of "swattting" in 1.7's twisted drunk brain.
what I'm trying to say is that he's a DUMB NIGGER
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I think the "scars" were referring to the siding of the house. He is full of shit. Some non-acetone nail polish remover removes most permanent markers but I still think it was some weak and easy to clean marker. Pat wants to make it sound like he had to do over the top bodywork and get out the electric sander. He is embellishing everything. The gayest part is that there is video of who did it and unless whoever he is accusing is built just like pat and traveled to milwaukee during lockdowns. Then he is just proving that he is full of shit and crying wolf on anyone that questions him. Its the easiest accusation to prove he is full of shit as long as you didnt get cursed with Pats build/looks.
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Pat's supporters are truly special
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He tried to do the “visa carousel” of flying back to Nigeria and back to LA in a matter of days after staying for months.
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What is with these weirdos and rape? What about “believe all women?”
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The “vandalism” was easily washed away in a rain storm. Now Pat claims it was a “very” permanent marker which nobody says because it’s clear he did it. Just like he made sure to let everyone know the “vandal” had a pen-light, not a flashlight. Oh, and that Pat doesn’t own sneakers.
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He knew he was going to break laws.
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Hey falcon, pats career is in the toilet you stupid faggot
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No way. Not enough spelling mistakes
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Of course that falcon dork lives in Seattle. That seems to be where all the insufferable cunts that think Pat isn’t a massive piece of shit live.
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Bull-fucking-shit. Him, not you.
He showed the world the pallet chairs. He showed the world a backwards fence. He showed the world his pressure-treated firewood from the former fence. He showed the world his stairs of death.
If he could properly re-finish automotive paint and clear coat, we'd have been subjected to it. He wouldn't even relegate that to Torque, as he needs the accolades from... I dunno. Some dipshits on the Internet?
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Although the name has "falcon" in it, it looks like he's got a heron in his profile pic.
Fuck him to death (firguratively, PAT, figuratively. This is not a call to action for neither murder nor rape. Well, for people. If someone wants to break the Migratory Birds Act of 1918 and fuck a heron to death, I won't cry).
Herons are goddamned demons.
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Plus interesting he’s claimed we’ve “vandalized” his place multiple times for years yet this is the first time he claims he had to do work to fix the damage on his bike and place and now it was a “very” permanent marker after we’ve all pointed out he used easy wash away marker. Also note the “vandalism” was when he was trying to sue this place and the suit looked dead in the water and needed something to make his case look legit.
If someone actually wanted to damage his stuff they would have keyed his car. But Pat would never do that to his dumb car so he got an easy erase marker that was gone with a rain storm.
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And you don’t have a publisher, Pat.
