Pat cries reading this old interview

[BoomerSperg]

188k tweets. Let's be generous and assume 5 words a tweet due to "enjoy prison stlaker" being combined with his wordy autistic rants.

That's easily more than three full novels.

Fat failure.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Anything by John Barth, Henry Miller, Thomas Pynchon . . . countless hilarious fiction writers.

Did the good guys beat the bad guys in those books? Pat is a simpleton, you see.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

"I started out writing a novel that was a continuation of a Douglas Adams book. The people I showed it to liked it a lot. So I stripped out everything and made it my own."

This is everything you ever need to know about Patrick. He's completely uncreative yet thinks it's something to brag about.

Tune in to Torque S. Fatlinson. Next week he'll show you how to strip out everything you stole from another author and pretend it's your own work.

Excellent point. He comes off as a "weekend writer" (and yes, Patrick, I labeled you just like you labeled "resolutioners"), meaning: Monday-Friday is wasted on the usual drinking and oinking into nothingness until Saturday and Sunday, which is when stupidly decides, "Well, it's my days off, I might as well get some writing done."
He doesn't respect the craft or any art form, for that matter. I don't think he's even read a book past the one he ripped off. I could turn the other cheek if it wasn't for him being such a smug sow at the first taste of success, rubbing his contract in people's noses and saying "fuck yeah, it's easy!' as well as his long history of being an abusive piece of shit.
Strangers hate you, Patrick. They hate you based on evidence and your own words. Fucking ignorant sweat hog.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

This tweet from Pat was so unintentionally revealing that it’s seared on my brain where all my passwords should be:

My whole aesthetic is to use my ingrained toxic masculinity for good, if it's not already clear.

Let’s ignore for now that this nigger definitely doesn’t know what the word aesthetic means. What this really showed me was that Pat has no true, genuine identity. He decided years ago who he wanted to be: an athletic, alpha male who’s also a man of letters and a brainiac with a knack for distilling scientific, technical and political matters into brutal yet witty polemics for the unlearned masses. He then embarked on assembling the costumes and props he thought would actually turn him into that.

Except that’s not how identity works. We see him for what he is: an obese, low IQ, much less sympathetic Walter Mitty type who is so solipsistic and disconnected from reality that he doesn’t even realize when he’s being clowned to his fat fucking face.

It just never fails to amaze me just how oblivious he is to reality. Pat lives in a fantasy world of his own making and we had the audacity to come along and not just refuse to buy into it, but point and laugh at him publicly for being such a delusional loser. The extent of narcissistic injury *we’ve inflicted on him is second only to the one Ade dealt him when she left him for her second, better husband with a larger, more expertly wielded cock.

I’m not saying anything we all don’t realize. Sometimes I just step back to marvel at the big picture and it fucking floors me. We took the driver’s seat in Pat’s life five years ago and he hasn’t regained control since. It’s absolutely glorious.

*”we” is just shorthand for the rascals and Redditors who had the audacity to clown him to his face on Norm/11 and have owned him daily ever since; I’m not including myself in this since I’m just a spectator while the likes of Josiah, SpaceEdge and many others have generated most of the hilarity.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

*”we” is just shorthand for the rascals and Redditors who had the audacity to clown him to his face on Norm/11 and have owned him daily ever since; I’m not including myself in this since I’m just a spectator while the likes of Josiah, SpaceEdge and many others have generated most of the hilarity.

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I'd say we clown him to his face every day, all of us, because he lurks the OnAF and reads every single word we say about him.

But he's so pig-headed, he doesn't believe what we're saying is absolute fact. He's an embarrassment of a man, a father, a writer, a husband, a lover, and a human.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

The part about characters being like children and not turning out the way you planned was almost prophetic considering how many of his projects he’d end up abandoning.

No, character, it wasn't, and no, character, I didn't.

 

[EraGodless]

“There aren’t that many books that are good fiction and funny,”

Another totally insane statement from the Pig. Perhaps his craziest yet.

I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that I think he meant, "... good science fiction and funny." It's still kind of insane, but not as bad as him saying fiction and not funny.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that I think he meant, "... good science fiction and funny." It's still kind of insane, but not as bad as him saying fiction and not funny.

How many science fiction books does Pat Tomlinson read every month?

A. None
2. Zero
[ ] Nada

 

[EraGodless]

How many science fiction books does Pat Tomlinson read every month?

A. None
2. Zero
[ ] Nada

Probably as many as my pit/boxer mix. So, 1.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

How many science fiction books does Pat Tomlinson read every month?

A. None
2. Zero
[ ] Nada

One of the only times I've ever seen him plug a book that wasn't his was "the murderbot diaries" or some shit which he described as a terminator style android that would rather be binge watching netflix. I can buy that pat cracks a book a month, but they're exclusively the kind of shit an 8 year old would randomly pick out at the library because they already read all the goosebumps.

 

[EraGodless]

One of the only times I've ever seen him plug a book that wasn't his was "the murderbot diaries" or some shit which he described as a terminator style android that would rather be binge watching netflix. I can buy that pat cracks a book a month, but they're exclusively the kind of shit an 8 year old would randomly pick out at the library because they already read all the goosebumps.

The only reason he read when he was younger was for Pizza Hut points/rewards.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The only reason he read when he was younger was for Pizza Hut points/rewards.

Book It, child. Check out the exclusive photo of Pat as a kid with his free personal pan pizza. Imagine his lifetime endocrinologist bills considering how developed he was at an early age.