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Pat cries reading this old interview

Salted Earth Truffle

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I’m sure of it.

This was new to me and of course it’s full of the usual lies from Pat, such as that he was a successful and known stand-up comic.

But what floors me now is the contrast of what he thought his life was turning into versus what it actually did turn into. His certainty that he was on his way to becoming a publishing sensation turned Hollywood deal maker is jaw-dropping. This guy is genuinely psychotic and has been for years.

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  • Writing jokes and writing books aren’t that different; Pat sucks at both and makes money from neither.
  • The fucking audacity of this deadbeat daughter-abandoner to mention child-rearing.
  • Pat just LOVES associating himself publicly with “sharks.” Same word he used to describe the lawyers he thought were going to make him rich.

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  • Again with the “…in SPACE!” shit. Pat doesn’t have a molecule of originality in his flabby body.
  • Of course Pat based that character on his own delusional image of himself. Fucking Jason Momoa!
  • Pat, you will never have money, let alone “stupid Hollywood money.”

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  • “There aren’t that many books that are good fiction and funny,” according to Pat. Whoever said he doesn’t fucking read anything but Twitter was spot-on. There are so many books containing both quality fiction and humor that I often wish I could just read full-time. This unfunny nigger thought his horse shit was exactly what the literary world was waiting for! Again, he’s psychotic.
  • Has this retard ever written anything that wasn’t an “[X]…in SPACE!” disaster or an unauthorized, shitty sequel to a popular book? His lack of creativity while he expounds on how he’s cracked the code of what the literary world needs is just beautiful.
Have you ever met anyone as embarrassing as Pathetic Pat? Not a rhetorical question. I don’t think I’ve even witnessed anyone this delusional from afar.

Except maybe for Niki. I looked at her Twitter likes and it’s all of Pat’s absolutely brain dead tweets pontificating on AI, politics, the usual.

Niki genuinely thinks Pat is an intelligent, insightful man. I wonder if she takes any anti-psychotics with the antidepressants Pat says he feeds her every day. She could use some.
 
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This interview made me realize (probably long after the rest of you did) that he clings to his stlakers narrative because he needs the supposed stlakers to serve as scapegoats for the utter failure of his attempts to be successful. In Pat’s smooth brain, we are the only reason he’s not the sci-fi Stephen King of his generation.

I love that he’s so miserable.
 

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"I started out writing a novel that was a continuation of a Douglas Adams book. The people I showed it to liked it a lot. So I stripped out everything and made it my own."

This is everything you ever need to know about Patrick. He's completely uncreative yet thinks it's something to brag about.

Tune in to Torque S. Fatlinson. Next week he'll show you how to strip out everything you stole from another author and pretend it's your own work.
 

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The people I showed it to liked it a lot.
Yes, I’m sure that’s what they told Pat. Can you imagine the meltdown he’d have if anyone dared to give him even the gentlest constructive criticism? He’d chimp instantly, child you and threaten to have you neutralized, arrested and imprisoned — no need for a trial, just a fast track to death row.

Have any of the Reddit guys ever critiqued his writing, sentence by sentence, via text?
 
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"I started out writing a novel that was a continuation of a Douglas Adams book. The people I showed it to liked it a lot. So I stripped out everything and made it my own."

This is everything you ever need to know about Patrick. He's completely uncreative yet thinks it's something to brag about.

Tune in to Torque S. Fatlinson. Next week he'll show you how to strip out everything you stole from another author and pretend it's your own work.
It's fucking crazy that he even said that, let alone while promoting his first book. Introducing yourself as a lazy hack is so foolish and short-sighted that it could only be Patrick. Imagine if say, David Lynch had promoted Eraserhead by talking about who he stole it from.

His hubris really shines through that interview, and I'm thrilled that he's completely fucked up his career. I wonder if he'll ever get another book deal...

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It goes to show what a fantasist rube he is that he's talking at length in an interview about "if he gets stupid Hollywood money" and casting choices about a book that hasn't sold well, let alone become a best-seller. Even the journalist hints at what a getting ahead of himself retard he comes off as "He was also not afraid to suggest some casting should Hollywood come calling" and of course the immature asshole blurts out the toy he'd buy first if he gets optioned.

He really just does everything wrong.
 
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