Papa Tomlinson was Phineas Gage

Snake

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Caverlock

Nice For Here
Thomas "Tommy" Tomlinson:
  • PBR Bullrider
  • Over-the-road trucker
  • Leathersmith
  • Electrician
  • Cowboy
  • NRA Firearms Instructor
  • Had 1/4 (!) of his skull replaced with plastic after spending 8 months in a coma
  • World-renowned cock sucker
  • Asshole the size of a mason jar
Not a bad list, but you're missing a few:
  • Wind turbine installer (100+)
  • Snowmobile racer
  • Ski jumper
  • Ferrier who could knock a horse out with his fist while suffering a hernia.
Sources:
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I left the end on for @CarolMaxheinie
 

Stent

they tell me I’m sweet enough
Not a bad list, but you're missing a few:
  • Wind turbine installer (100+)
  • Snowmobile racer
  • Ski jumper
  • Ferrier who could knock a horse out with his fist while suffering a hernia.
Sources:
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I left the end on for @CarolMaxheinie

I found his set notes from that night:

Talk about hero papa.
Talk about his penchant (perchance?) for animal cruelty.
Talk about day dreaming of fist fighting papa.
Talk about how papa is easily physically superior.
Ladies get so wet.
 

AntsBatteryCharge

&$;;-:
Now Pat's gay father has Qadaned through a windshield. Is brain damage hereditary?

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That doesn't make any sense and sounds like something out of science fiction.



Pig must appreciate the empty wordiness here.

Not a bad list, but you're missing a few:
  • Wind turbine installer (100+)
  • Snowmobile racer
  • Ski jumper
  • Ferrier who could knock a horse out with his fist while suffering a hernia.
Sources:
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I left the end on for @CarolMaxheinie


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"He never sits still for long."

Like father, like son.

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Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

DON'T INTERRUPT ME CUNT
Not a bad list, but you're missing a few:
  • Wind turbine installer (100+)
  • Snowmobile racer
  • Ski jumper
  • Ferrier who could knock a horse out with his fist while suffering a hernia.
Sources:
View attachment 29707


I left the end on for @CarolMaxheinie

He learned the leathersmithing while in therapy for getting part of skull replaced, relearning combing your hair and doing kindergarten puzzles were also mastered but doesn't sound as impressive
 

RobertMewler

Hey pat, you know what's funny? I have a picture of your faggot father. I've been wondering when i should release it, and well, here it is:

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Pat, we all know you read everything here. You're looking at that picture and you're seething. You know that's your gay dad and you know that's you in front of him. And you're wondering, when was this taken?
It makes me so happy I can finally add a picture to my "Judith Tommy Tomlinson" folder.
 
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