Papa Tomlinson was Phineas Gage

[Stent]

My father Big Joe drove the Phantom 309, stlaker.

 

[Snake]

 

[NortheastPhilly]

*Tommy wakes up after an 8 month coma*

“Tom you’re awake!! Are you ok!?!?!”

*10 second pause*

“....YEESSSSS CHILLLD!”

 

[Guest]

How the fuck is Bert not blocked yet?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Thomas "Tommy" Tomlinson:

• PBR Bullrider
• Over-the-road trucker
• Leathersmith
• Electrician
• Cowboy
• NRA Firearms Instructor
• Had 1/4 (!) of his skull replaced with plastic after spending 8 months in a coma
• World-renowned cock sucker
• Asshole the size of a mason jar

 

[ChildSpitTake]

He was a trucker too?

Papa Clown probably enjoys posting beefers and we just don't know which account is his

 

[TorqueWheeler]

How the fuck is Bert not blocked yet?

Bert was blocked the first day Bert tweeted about a fat daughter abandoner.

However, Bert also noticed the Twitter iPhone app allows you to use another unblocked account to quote tweet Pat and then switch user before you hit send.

 

[Caverlock]

Thomas "Tommy" Tomlinson:

• PBR Bullrider
• Over-the-road trucker
• Leathersmith
• Electrician
• Cowboy
• NRA Firearms Instructor
• Had 1/4 (!) of his skull replaced with plastic after spending 8 months in a coma
• World-renowned cock sucker
• Asshole the size of a mason jar

Not a bad list, but you're missing a few:

• Wind turbine installer (100+)
• Snowmobile racer
• Ski jumper
• Ferrier who could knock a horse out with his fist while suffering a hernia.

Sources:

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I left the end on for @CarolMaxheinie

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Bert was blocked the first day Bert tweeted about a fat daughter abandoner.

However, Bert also noticed the Twitter iPhone app allows you to use another unblocked account to quote tweet Pat and then switch user before you hit send.

Bert is one smart fella...

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

What hasnt happened to this fat fuck? Has to insert himself into every fuckin scenario. So desperate for human acknowledgement. I wish a .45 tore his jaw off.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Bert is one smart fella...

Nice piece too.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Tommy Tomlinson was a shitty pants retard.

 

[Stent]

Not a bad list, but you're missing a few:

• Wind turbine installer (100+)
• Snowmobile racer
• Ski jumper
• Ferrier who could knock a horse out with his fist while suffering a hernia.

Sources:
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I left the end on for @CarolMaxheinie

I found his set notes from that night:

Talk about hero papa.
Talk about his penchant (perchance?) for animal cruelty.
Talk about day dreaming of fist fighting papa.
Talk about how papa is easily physically superior.
Ladies get so wet.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Thomas "Tommy" Tomlinson:

• PBR Bullrider
• Over-the-road trucker
• Leathersmith
• Electrician
• Cowboy
• NRA Firearms Instructor
• Had 1/4 (!) of his skull replaced with plastic after spending 8 months in a coma
• World-renowned cock sucker
• Asshole the size of a mason jar

"BBC gloryhole instructor".

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Now Pat's gay father has Qadaned through a windshield. Is brain damage hereditary?

That doesn't make any sense and sounds like something out of science fiction.

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Pig must appreciate the empty wordiness here.

Not a bad list, but you're missing a few:

• Wind turbine installer (100+)
• Snowmobile racer
• Ski jumper
• Ferrier who could knock a horse out with his fist while suffering a hernia.

Sources:
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I left the end on for @CarolMaxheinie

"He never sits still for long."

Like father, like son.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Not a bad list, but you're missing a few:

• Wind turbine installer (100+)
• Snowmobile racer
• Ski jumper
• Ferrier who could knock a horse out with his fist while suffering a hernia.

Sources:
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I left the end on for @CarolMaxheinie

He learned the leathersmithing while in therapy for getting part of skull replaced, relearning combing your hair and doing kindergarten puzzles were also mastered but doesn't sound as impressive

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

This probably what really happened to him

 

[Raymond]

Is Patrick's gay ass father wearing a purse?

 

[RobertMewler]

Hey pat, you know what's funny? I have a picture of your faggot father. I've been wondering when i should release it, and well, here it is:

Pat, we all know you read everything here. You're looking at that picture and you're seething. You know that's your gay dad and you know that's you in front of him. And you're wondering, when was this taken?

It makes me so happy I can finally add a picture to my "Judith Tommy Tomlinson" folder.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]