Papa Tomlinson was Phineas Gage

Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
Cuz why the fuck wouldn't he be

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AwfulManTitTankTop

"AnTi-swaTTing laws"
Papa Clown was blowing a man through a glory hole but the man was still deeply closeted and halfway through the beej he withdrew his member from papa clowns mouth and went over to the other side of the stall, bashing papa clowns head against the wall screaming "I AINT NO FUCKIN QUEER!!!" Over and over again, leaving papa clown unconscious and severely battered. As the incident occurred at a truck stop, the very embarrassed mama Raven told her children their (unemployed) father had had an accident driving his rig.
 

TorqueWheeler

Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.
Luckily he used those 8 months to create Pokémon and then got out of hospital and flew to an unmarked island to win a kumite then parachuted into the Super Bowl and scored the winning touchdown.
Raised a son who didn't grow up to be a woman-abusing faggot.
Read his granddaughter bedtime story.
Said "That's my boy!" with a gleam of pride in his eye.

Well, it’s possible he said it to Kyle.
 
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