Our Cow Will Be Leaving Us Soon

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Honestly for me, the real "winning" Joe is doing here is getting away from Nana and seeing/doing shit Nana has/will never see/do.

They wouldnt let Nana in Australia with that domestic abuse charge on his record. A buddy flew there a few years back and they denied entry because he had a charge come back for DUI from 8 years before. Pretty much told him to work it out then and there at the airport with Quanta’s and leave Australia. He ended up flying back to LA and staying there a few days before coming back here.

 

[Greygooser]

They wouldnt let Nana in Australia with that domestic abuse charge on his record. A buddy flew there a few years back and they denied entry because he had a charge come back for DUI from 8 years before. Pretty much told him to work it out then and there at the airport with Quanta’s and leave Australia. He ended up flying back to LA and staying there a few days before coming back here.

They also still require a vax I believe

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Joe’s going to spend that “month in Australia” (while the ship’s docked) taking the tour of Thailand that he and Anthony always fantasized about. I’m so sorry, Carol.

I hope they managed to get their shits out finally.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

The Grand Princess by Princess?

I called Princess Cruise Lines today and they read off the entertainment offerings for this cruise and Joseph Cumia was not listed nor was any of his bands. It could still be PCL but Bryan from Princess said he saw no mention of Cumia.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Joe’s going to spend that “month in Australia” (while the ship’s docked) taking the tour of Thailand that he and Anthony always fantasized about. I’m so sorry, Carol.

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I hope they managed to get their shits out finally.

If that added a tbs of metimucial of every inch of cock they take it would even out.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I called Princess Cruise Lines today and they read off the entertainment offerings for this cruise and Joseph Cumia was not listed nor was any of his bands. It could still be PCL but Bryan from Princess said he saw no mention of Cumia.

He is probably using another name like he did with the James Hefner

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The incoming pics are gonna be gold

 

[satanssockpuppet]

LOL he's really doing this? I can't wait for the posts about how he's being treated like a king, followed by the posts complaining about how unfair everything is.

 

[Wa4892]

LOL he's really doing this? I can't wait for the posts about how he's being treated like a king, followed by the posts complaining about how unfair everything is.

Have you ever been on a cruise? Think about the accommodations the lowest paying customer has.

THEN think about the accommodations the third lowest paid employee on the cruise has.

THAT'S Joe.

After shitting in his "personal" toilet that is two thirds smaller than you find in coach on a southwest jet for two weeks, I guarantee we will see "I missed Layla and my Hag too much. Love RULES all" post.

Wait for it ........ waaaaaaaiiiiittttt for it ......

Linger longer boys ...... linger longer .....

Of course, the eventual spin will be about "my decision" "my family was too important" and nothing to do with the 8000 screen shots the cruise line gets from URLs starting with "pfgforums"

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

LOL he's really doing this? I can't wait for the posts about how he's being treated like a king, followed by the posts complaining about how unfair everything is.

Is it wrong that I’m hoping for some insane covid / cold shit so that I can read Moo’s desperate, raging Boomerbook posts as he’s quarantined in Australia lol?

 

[Turk February]

This is going to be like that episode of the John Larroquette Show where his assistant accidentally puts him on a 2 week gay cruise and he comes with a need to be upset and angry about it but upon even a tiny bit of self reflection realizes he had a good time and holds no prejudices.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

It’s nice he’ll be making more than Anthony for a little while.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

If there are some choppy waters and one of the crew tries to calm everyone, he can’t point to his hat smugly as he was never a Navy man. He does enjoy rum, sodomy, and the lash though.

 

[JebJoh]

Spirit Airlines has a cruise line now?

What ship, Nigger of the Sea?

I see what you did there.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I hope Admiral Di captains the ship!

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

A cow on a boat you say? Can't wait for the inevitable inane facebook ramblings that may ensue.

I hope they have tons of niggers on staff.

 

[Meownaw]

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A cow on a boat you say? Can't wait for the inevitable inane facebook ramblings that may ensue.

I hope they have tons of niggers on staff.

I just noticed the dildo peg leg.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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A cow on a boat you say? Can't wait for the inevitable inane facebook ramblings that may ensue.

I hope they have tons of niggers on staff.

This always dusts my ribs

 

[Chive Turkey]

Well bbbbbbbbbBoys looks like we got one final gig to cancle that might make the black cow's heart finally give out.

I'm actually hoping no one does because this cruise thing sounds great and I don't want to see it foiled. It's the most exciting Joe-related event in months and has the potential for a lotta top bovine content.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I'm actually hoping no one does because this cruise thing sounds great and I don't want to see it foiled. It's the most exciting Joe-related event in months and has the potential for a lotta top bovine content.

He’s going to start out pretending he’s living the life of Riley and making out that everyone should be very envious of him. In a heartbeat he’ll start complaining and never stop. LFG!