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Our Cow Will Be Leaving Us Soon

HipTuckerCumia

hard drive full of CP media
The Grand Princess by Princess?

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Clip of him giving out the details if anyone wants to ID the Ship.


Leaves September from SF to Hawaii (12 day cruise), stays around Hawaii for about a month, then a 20 day "specialty" cruise to Australia (in between Brisbane and Melbourne for about a month), then another month in New Zealand and Fiji, then back to gay SF.
Imagine the reoccurring diarrhea this poor sots gonna have to endure... LOLZ
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
Unpopular opinion but goo fa Joe, gah bless. He is probably going to make some decent money compared to busking at tgi Fridays, and he gets away from the sea hag fiancee and Laylas cystic acne (poor girl, no bs). Joe gets a rare win here.
He comes back with stugots though. Gonna spend it on cheap Chinese knockoff guitars in Stralya. Also not getting comped drinks for his set.
 
Unpopular opinion but goo fa Joe, gah bless. He is probably going to make some decent money compared to busking at tgi Fridays, and he gets away from the sea hag fiancee and Laylas cystic acne (poor girl, no bs). Joe gets a rare win here.
Honestly for me, the real "winning" Joe is doing here is getting away from Nana and seeing/doing shit Nana has/will never see/do.
 
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