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Do you know what you do if you are making a comfortable living at home? Get on a boat for 4 months
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Our Cow Will Be Leaving Us Soon
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I hope these heroes are in the audience for his first nautical extravaganza!
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No, you wouldn't, Literal Denny.
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What about a sail boat?
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Solo gig? So they will have him in a corner at the margarita hut near the pool
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If my management signed me off on a four month cruise gig, I'd fire them and then kill myself.
I've had and seen my share of hellish obligations, be it hellish pubs, local events, even that godawful performance with Genesis in Italy. I don't think I could ever be paid enough to do that stint. To me, that's a sign the allowance flow has dried up.
Mark my words, the bovine will be keelhauled before the start of the second month.
I've had and seen my share of hellish obligations, be it hellish pubs, local events, even that godawful performance with Genesis in Italy. I don't think I could ever be paid enough to do that stint. To me, that's a sign the allowance flow has dried up.
Mark my words, the bovine will be keelhauled before the start of the second month.
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To be fair to Joe, his post isn’t unreasonable. However because it’s Joe it’s hilarious that he’s whining on FB about shitty bar gigs.What ship is it?
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That’s a prime spot, he’d be lucky to have that one.
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Elderly Tunisian man obtains gig on the Altima of the Pacific.
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congrats to brother joe! now people from all over the world will get to experience the solo joe show! i'm so jealous of all the people who get to sail the seven seas while listening to brother joe sing! Maybe AntH should have cut off his residual checks earlier because it has really made him much more ambitious with his career!
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Joe is trying to remake Sinbad the Sailor, allegedly.
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He's going from Sinbad to Sinworse!
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Sib actually died on a cruise ship. he was banging on the drums and had a heart attack. they even defibed him and the ship doctor was there quick but it was too late. makes me worried about brother joe with his heart problems!
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Like uncle usama they can bury him at sea to stop his gravesite becoming a shrine for the scum in society
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Have any of you ever actually seen Joe perform live?
I can't imagine how surreal it would be to watch a real world meme coming alive right in front of you. Also, why do fat guys with no muscle tone always wear the sleeveless shirts?
I can't imagine how surreal it would be to watch a real world meme coming alive right in front of you. Also, why do fat guys with no muscle tone always wear the sleeveless shirts?
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I wanna hear Joe do Ride Like the Wind by Christopher Cross.
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He'll DEFINITELY have to learn Sailing by Christopher Cross!!
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Same Loopuh Christopha uses!
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Fun fact: this was taken from a promotional video for Dawn's wedding officiating business.
While a woman is walking down the aisle on her wedding day, there is a pock faced old bum wearing a blazer over a Sons of Anarchy t shirt and a U.S. Airborne baseball cap playing fucking Layla in the background.