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ChicopeeChip said:
I know this isn't the popular opinion, but I think him getting these short suspensions and then coming back is the best case for us. It's hilarious to see him come back cockier than ever despite getting his ass kicked by us for 3 years. He never learns. I hope our piggy clown is there to entertain us for years to come.
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Thats what pat doesnt understand. either way we will make lemonade out of it. Oh no, we get to shit on him some more. He generates our content.
 
NikkisCrustyGusset

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WormKiller said:
With how litigious and feminine this country has become in the last five or six years especially, there's no way in hell. And pretty much every state now the cops aren't even there to discuss it. It doesn't matter who swung first, it doesn't matter who wants to press charges and who doesn't, it doesn't matter how many bullshit witnesses you have, that gets cleared up in court. You get booked. Do not pass go do not collect your $200.

So either this idiot is luckier than an 8 leaf clover on a leprechaun's dick, or he's a fat liar.
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I did a bit of reading and asked a few mates over there and yeah, the whole 'who swung first' thing seems very moot and it's a case of get everyone to the station, calm everyone down and let the courts sort it. Cops seem to want to just deal with that shit as vaguely and quickly as possible if it's not serious.

Fatrick often mentioned fairly serious assaults too. It's never, 'I gave him a slap and told him to walk'... Its 'I destroyed him. He couldn't walk. He was out cold' shite.
I'm sure he said he smashed two peoples heads into brick walls. Now you and I know, you can be Tyson in his prime but a knock to the head can drop you, its very dangerous and not the sort of thing you just get up, pick up your teeth, tell Fatty you are sorry and scuttle away. If someone had their head smashed into a wall a TON of bystanders would be all over that shit.

I'n his fat head, and the water logged heads of his faggot followers he rammed two heads into a brick wall, told them they are nazis and that was that. Every witness covered for Fatrick. Nobody said a word and the two of them crawled off and never reported it.
HOW do people believe this??! 😂
Guys I bet in his followers there is a whole herd of cows to milk... I bet with some digging and prodding the kind of prick that follows Fatty would be yielding some yummy ambrosia...i mean one of these spastics, when Fatso said he caught our hero, something like 'now let's hope he will be interrogated and forced to give up the details of his co-conspirators'...

The silly twat thought that some drunk guy is going to be arrested, Fatrick will make a call, then he is stripped, bag over his head and brought to Guantanamo for water boarding...

And the birds Fatrick follows and occasionally tries to impress... I mean Brianna' John Flynt Walker' Wu is already a cow, but only a fucking muppet like Fat Pat would consider that ghoul a woman.
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Here is a rare picture of Brianna Wu without makeup and angles and filters btw.
 
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NikkisCrustyGusset said:
I did a bit of reading and asked a few mates over there and yeah, the whole 'who swung first' thing seems very moot and it's a case of get everyone to the station, calm everyone down and let the courts sort it. Cops seem to want to just deal with that shit as vaguely and quickly as possible if it's not serious.

Fatrick often mentioned fairly serious assaults too. It's never, 'I gave him a slap and told him to walk'... Its 'I destroyed him. He couldn't walk. He was out cold' shite.
I'm sure he said he smashed two peoples heads into brick walls. Now you and I know, you can be Tyson in his prime but a knock to the head can drop you, its very dangerous and not the sort of thing you just get up, pick up your teeth, tell Fatty you are sorry and scuttle away. If someone had their head smashed into a wall a TON of bystanders would be all over that shit.

I'n his fat head, and the water logged heads of his faggot followers he rammed two heads into a brick wall, told them they are nazis and that was that. Every witness covered for Fatrick. Nobody said a word and the two of them crawled off and never reported it.
HOW do people believe this??! 😂
Guys I bet in his followers there is a whole herd of cows to milk... I bet with some digging and prodding the kind of prick that follows Fatty would be yielding some yummy ambrosia...i mean one of these spastics, when Fatso said he caught our hero, something like 'now let's hope he will be interrogated and forced to give up the details of his co-conspirators'...

The silly twat thought that some drunk guy is going to be arrested, Fatrick will make a call, then he is stripped, bag over his head and brought to Guantanamo for water boarding...

And the birds Fatrick follows and occasionally tries to impress... I mean Brianna' John Flynt Walker' Wu is already a cow, but only a fucking muppet like Fat Pat would consider that ghoul a woman.
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I've pretty much made my peace with the fact that I'm probably going to get trolled forever because I'm going to end up doxing myself by being on a Wisconsin police report.

The average police response time from a 911 call is two and a half minutes. I would love to show him what can actually happen in two and a half minutes.
 
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NikkisCrustyGusset said:
It just struck me as a bit odd that he brags about smashing faces into brick walls and taking out people left and right, never getting a scratch, like you said, but never got a charge sheet or a civil suit. Of course Piggy will say the cops commended him and took away the nazis, uttering 'we could use a guy like you on the force' but I don't think it works that way.
Sure a fucking year ago a random stop and search landed me a night in the nick because I had an outstanding warrant for assault from 10 fucking years ago! Now only a section 2, so some cunt went and reported me for pushing them, but I had to go to court. It was thrown out a month later but still, unless every single person Fatrick 'neutralised' had a rap sheet as long as reasons to hate him, SOMEONE would have called the cops and there would be some record of it.

I'm not hugely familiar with Milwaukee but I reckon it's not the sort of place you can smash people up all the time and get away without a trace.
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Do you have any posts that aren’t 3 paragraphs?
 
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WormKiller said:
I've pretty much made my peace with the fact that I'm probably going to get trolled forever because I'm going to end up doxing myself by being on a Wisconsin police report.

The average police response time from a 911 call is two and a half minutes. I would love to show him what can actually happen in two and a half minutes.
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Brother you and me know what can happen in 45-60 seconds... Or as long as the screws take to get there... 150 seconds is a LONG time when some bastard is smashing you up...15 seconds is a LONG time just keeping your face protected....

Ah some spastic weens might try troll ya but you are smart enough to :change your contact details, completely ignore any attempts, never engage them and not get so incensed by LITERAL kindergarten insults! 😂

I genuinely think that if you said 'hello Fatrick child' he would back away, waddle to the bartender, make up that you said you would kill him and you have a knife or a gun, panic and get them to call 911 and I have a feeling he would hide behind Nikki.
I just can see the fat cunt pushing Nikki infront of you...
Now when the po po arrive he would be over saying you have spent years sending death threats, that you are armed, you said you would come to his home and rape nikki and kill him, that you showed him your gun, etc etc etc he would oink and oink and oink to the cops and make up so much to get you away as fast and hard as possible and then on Twitter it would be that he neutralised a gun wielding maniac who chased him and nikki around and howled for his death.

There's no way, no fucking way he stands up to you. Especially YOU. no way. If two big hog ass monster bouncers are pushing you out he might get brave enough to say something but I bet he stands behind nikki and tries to keep cook but his heart is thumping, adrenaline is off the charts and he panics like fuck.
 
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Fuck, Pat gets his Twitter back and we have Lord of the Flies shit going on. Keep your eyes on the prize, brothamen. We’re making chicken stock and homemade noodles today and whether you’re a forum neckbeard or gay Adonis y’all are welcome for a home cooked meal at the Cygnus Nana house. I hate when mom and dad fight 😟
 
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Cygnus Nana X-1 said:
Fuck, Pat gets his Twitter back and we have Lord of the Flies shit going on. Keep your eyes on the prize, brothamen. We’re making chicken stock and homemade noodles today and whether you’re a forum neckbeard or gay Adonis y’all are welcome for a home cooked meal at the Cygnus Nana house. I hate when mom and dad fight 😟
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This is a fucking ticklefight compared to the dust-ups in the reddit days. Let 'em get it out of their systems.
 
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