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WormKiller said:
Completely agree. Almost every street fight or fist fight I've seen between normal people lasts 10-60 seconds. And it probably takes about 5 ass kickings before you can work around that fight or flight fear that almost paralyzes you in a fight.

You can tell he's bullshit because most people who get in fights lose the majority of them. My success rate is way below 50% because 1. I don't punch down and pick on people weaker than me and 2. When you go Donnybrook anything can happen

Anybody can kick anybody's ass. All it takes is one lucky shot to the jaw or temple and that's all she wrote. Not only does this dude pretend like he's won every fight he's been in, he makes up outlandish stories about putting two guys heads through a brick wall. DID YA? I'm supposed to believe the second guy stood there and waited for you politely to put his head through a wall, or that you took your weak ass left and threw them both at the same time into the wall and neither of them could stop what was coming?

Let me tell you what a fight between me and Patrick would look like: a very overweight and out of shape 42 year old and a chubby semi-fit 37 year old wildly throwing shots until they're either blown up or one of them goes down. He thinks it would be this beautiful display of martial arts but in reality it's just a goulash of sloppy punches, wild swings, fractured hand bones and a story to tell. Most fights get pulled apart or turn into a jump before they're over.

TL;DR: NikkisCrustyGullet knows what's up and the only fighting Patrick has ever done is on a Mortal Kombat game.
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For your people isn't it a Juannybrook?
 
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WormKiller said:
Completely agree. Almost every street fight or fist fight I've seen between normal people lasts 10-60 seconds. And it probably takes about 5 ass kickings before you can work around that fight or flight fear that almost paralyzes you in a fight.

You can tell he's bullshit because most people who get in fights lose the majority of them. My success rate is way below 50% because 1. I don't punch down and pick on people weaker than me and 2. When you go Donnybrook anything can happen

Anybody can kick anybody's ass. All it takes is one lucky shot to the jaw or temple and that's all she wrote. Not only does this dude pretend like he's won every fight he's been in, he makes up outlandish stories about putting two guys heads through a brick wall. DID YA? I'm supposed to believe the second guy stood there and waited for you politely to put his head through a wall, or that you took your weak ass left and threw them both at the same time into the wall and neither of them could stop what was coming?

Let me tell you what a fight between me and Patrick would look like: a very overweight and out of shape 42 year old and a chubby semi-fit 37 year old wildly throwing shots until they're either blown up or one of them goes down. He thinks it would be this beautiful display of martial arts but in reality it's just a goulash of sloppy punches, wild swings, fractured hand bones and a story to tell. Most fights get pulled apart or turn into a jump before they're over.

TL;DR: NikkisCrustyGullet knows what's up and the only fighting Patrick has ever done is on a Mortal Kombat game.
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Cheers mate 👍 and yeah like it's just wild uncoordinated swings and over really quick...
If you are good rascals ill tell you about the time I seen a nonce get two kettles of boiled water, honey, sugar and piss thrown in his face and then seeing him a few weeks later...

Also as a filthy paddy I am thinking that American can be a very litigious place and if fatrick was going around for years crippling people surely someone would call the cops or some civil suit or something? Or did he frighten them too much
 
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Cheers mate 👍 and yeah like it's just wild uncoordinated swings and over really quick...
If you are good rascals ill tell you about the time I seen a nonce get two kettles of boiled water, honey, sugar and piss thrown in his face and then seeing him a few weeks later...

Also as a filthy paddy I am thinking that American can be a very litigious place and if fatrick was going around for years crippling people surely someone would call the cops or some civil suit or something? Or did he frighten them too much
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Exactly. That's another thing I forgot to mention: if this guy was going all around Milwaukee crackin skulls and taking names, his record wouldn't be as clean as a Mormon girl's cunt.
 
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LK :"Patrick, have you deleted the doxxing tweet so far?"

PT :"I have not, child".

LK :"Wow... you're copping out".

PT :"No, child, I'm not".

LK :"Hooligans is a short drive"

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Exactly. That's another thing I forgot to mention: if this guy was going all around Milwaukee crackin skulls and taking names, his record wouldn't be as clean as a Mormon girl's cunt.
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It just struck me as a bit odd that he brags about smashing faces into brick walls and taking out people left and right, never getting a scratch, like you said, but never got a charge sheet or a civil suit. Of course Piggy will say the cops commended him and took away the nazis, uttering 'we could use a guy like you on the force' but I don't think it works that way.
Sure a fucking year ago a random stop and search landed me a night in the nick because I had an outstanding warrant for assault from 10 fucking years ago! Now only a section 2, so some cunt went and reported me for pushing them, but I had to go to court. It was thrown out a month later but still, unless every single person Fatrick 'neutralised' had a rap sheet as long as reasons to hate him, SOMEONE would have called the cops and there would be some record of it.

I'm not hugely familiar with Milwaukee but I reckon it's not the sort of place you can smash people up all the time and get away without a trace.
 
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Is this the largest thread we have on the site? By pages or comments or both?
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One of the lawsuit megathreads is bigger. But this is the most activity I've seen ever in a single day

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It just struck me as a bit odd that he brags about smashing faces into brick walls and taking out people left and right, never getting a scratch, like you said, but never got a charge sheet or a civil suit. Of course Piggy will say the cops commended him and took away the nazis, uttering 'we could use a guy like you on the force' but I don't think it works that way.
Sure a fucking year ago a random stop and search landed me a night in the nick because I had an outstanding warrant for assault from 10 fucking years ago! Now only a section 2, so some cunt went and reported me for pushing them, but I had to go to court. It was thrown out a month later but still, unless every single person Fatrick 'neutralised' had a rap sheet as long as reasons to hate him, SOMEONE would have called the cops and there would be some record of it.

I'm not hugely familiar with Milwaukee but I reckon it's not the sort of place you can smash people up all the time and get away without a trace.
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With how litigious and feminine this country has become in the last five or six years especially, there's no way in hell. And pretty much every state now the cops aren't even there to discuss it. It doesn't matter who swung first, it doesn't matter who wants to press charges and who doesn't, it doesn't matter how many bullshit witnesses you have, that gets cleared up in court. You get booked. Do not pass go do not collect your $200.

So either this idiot is luckier than an 8 leaf clover on a leprechaun's dick, or he's a fat liar.
 
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