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It really is funny how anytime things get slow around here, shit hits the fan. I was just thinking earlier last week how things have slowed down a bit since the lawsuit got tossed. Then all the sudden:

- Brinton gets fired from Minc. Law
- CovidCumia goes to visit Hooligans
- Patrick decides to doxx the one person whose identity he got a hold on, putting himself and Hooligans in potential legal trouble
- We get the first episode of Nice Podcast, Stupid
- Patrick gets suspended from Twitter twice in less than 24 hours

Something tells me this upcoming week will have a lot of twists and surprises as well.
Later today JDA, Queenie and Co will be listening to Josiah part 5. The content keeps coming
 

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I think this is the tipping point. The point where every junkie goes from 'functioning' addict to the slippery downward spiral.
Think how mentally draining it must be to respond to hundreds of tweets every day, respond to texts, never know if a new follower or commenter is a rascal, have the lien hanging over your head, have no employment, an obviously strained marriage and the validation you crave more than oxygen be constantly denied to you...
Then you get absolutely owned by a group of people who use your words against you, call out your lies, see through your lies and laugh and laugh and laugh at you.
Then you THINK you are after winning and getting your hands on the nuclear button only for it to blow up in your fat face...
There will be fallout over this with Hooligans, more and more people are becoming aware of him and people are en mass starting to realise that he is a fat, lying shitebag who brought all this on himself and who ISN'T the victim...

Those dopamine hits he get with his last word or twitter likes will be a drop in void he needs to satisfy and he will be relentlessly and ceaselessly replying to comments by his chins, teeth, couch etc...
I am absolutely sure he will be pumping out the milk and making more of an ass of himself and becoming more angry, more unhinged and more reckless.

All while thinking he is winning. The classic junkie self delusion is very strong in Piggy Patsy. As long as he has some stupid 'win' or epic story about defeating rascals he will go to increasingly stupid lengths to get and that creamy milk will flow.
What you describe sounds like The Lost Weekend, except replace the bottle with a phone. How pathetic that the only "I'm an actual writer" trope that he could successfully emulate is being an alcoholic, yet instead he's addicted to something lame as fuck.
 

NikkisCrustyGusset

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It can never be stressed enough that he is NOT a victim at all. He brought this all on himself for his own behavior. Being a crybully, saying the nastiest shit to people, giving out demands, talking down to everyone who didn't fit in his little fantasy world of good guys and so much more over a very long time period. He deserves everything that has happened and if you ask me personally I think he deserves worse.
Absolutely perfectly put mate. I agree completely. Crybully is a portmanteau made for Piggy. I have zero sympathy for the cunt because he brings it all on himself. He lies about everything, he makes threats all the time, he lies about making them, he constantly engages in arguments and comes off ALWAYS as an arrogant, smug, know it all, he thinks its one law for him and another for everyone else... Then when it doesn't work he cries VICTIM and bleats about stalking for sympathy. He gives no respect but demands all of us inferior beings bow down to him.

I know we all have different backgrounds here and can see through his shit in different ways but personally I've been to prison and used fitness and weights to get off smack. So I know a bit about real tough guys, cunts who talk big but won't do shit, his clear addiction to all this and fitness. I KNOW he can't bench 250lbs. I KNOW he can't do a clean bench press of that.

Now I feel *almost* pity for someone so deluded but then remember how much of an obnoxious cunt he is. One of his worst was when he boasted in Hooligans, eating a greasy enchilada or whatever, with beer, that 'lifting in the gym, need the protein'... And his followers bought that!!? 🤔 😂 😂

Hell, if I tried to give the muppet friendly ADVICE he would OF COURSE know better. And be a smug prick about it.
I almost bet anytime he waddles to the gym to take selfies he ignores advice to lift right or use a machine right. I see his type ALL the time. Thats the kind of prick Fatrick is.

And as for the tough man act...I really can't get over that this clown thinks people believe him. The old addage like a real hard man won't brag, yep that's true. But this cunt is recently saying he turned away people from the door and there wasn't any trouble because it was him. That unvacced people wanted to get in... Seen he was on the door, meekly scuttled away because they KNEW he was so badass??! Wtf??! Or when he says shit like he smashed two people's faces into brick walls... Come on??! 😂

In his narrative, he has taken down scores of men with his 'martial arts'...i think @WormKiller would agree that to have a proper fight, you have to learn to be hit, keep your calm and not panic.He imagines he is like Neo when he wakes up after being shot, just calmly blocking Smith and that's it! He doesn't take a hit and everyone claps.

Learning to take a dig (punch) and not panic is what makes sparring so essential and I would put money on the guy who can do that vs the sap with 'Krav Maga' or whatever the Obese Queer pretends he has mastered. There's no fucking way Fatty spent years sparring let alone full contact sparring. He has no cardio fitness, again @WormKiller will tell ye how fucking TIRING a few rounds can be, he has no clue other than MAYBE a few classes he took and a few rounds on a heavy bag...

But 'Actual Tought Guy' Fatrick is one of the most pathetic things about him. Like I've been battered (beaten up) a few times and while I had no probs in prison I seen a few cunts get worked over and its a hell of a lot quicker, wilder, messier than you think. If that chubby queen ended up inside he would be on protection in hours if not sooner. He would alienate the cops the screws(C. Os) the lads in moments.

It's the safe, comfortable little bubble Fatrick exists in(let's face it he isn't living!) that allows him to spout his shite and treat people so badly because he hadn't had any repercussions from his behaviour. He can talk this nonsense and once he says 'no you are wrong' in his mind that's it. He won. Of course he knew Piss Stained Teeth was in Hooligans but he ignored and pretend he was busy making models. He was scared because he is a turbo coward but in his mind 'I won because that stlaker sat there waiting for me all night and I didn't show up'..

It's always going to be his own fault.
 
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We still have the entirety of the SFWA to fuck with.
Oh yeah we don't want to stop at Berlin and only two nukes like the Allies... We want to go all the way to Moscow, tempt sexy starving Russian women with our luscious hogs and drive rascal tanks though the smouldering nuclear ash of Tokyo! All the fucking way!! SFWA (acronym for Stupid Fucking Wanker Arseholes?) and its sheltering of diddlers and paying thousands to protect them and hire lawyers for Fatrick are inevitably going to be engaged....
And people say rascals are the trash??!
 

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They didn’t have to let him know about Big Dick Nadolski stopping by, or give him the receipt (as it’s illegal), and probably did it as a hush hush thing to help him finally get a win and identify a atalker.
I don't think they did; I'm not even sure that Nadolski was part of it, or even at Hooligans.

This smells like a Josiah joint.
 

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Absolutely perfectly put mate. I agree completely. Crybully is a portmanteau made for Piggy. I have zero sympathy for the cunt because he brings it all on himself. He lies about everything, he makes threats all the time, he lies about making them, he constantly engages in arguments and comes off ALWAYS as an arrogant, smug, know it all, he thinks its one law for him and another for everyone else... Then when it doesn't work he cries VICTIM and bleats about stalking for sympathy. He gives no respect but demands all of us inferior beings bow down to him.

I know we all have different backgrounds here and can see through his shit in different ways but personally I've been to prison and used fitness and weights to get off smack. So I know a bit about real tough guys, cunts who talk big but won't do shit, his clear addiction to all this and fitness. I KNOW he can't bench 250lbs. I KNOW he can't do a clean bench press of that. I KNOW his other claims are just as ridiculous. I was lucky enough to get a course paid for by the jail to qualify as a personal trainer and when he is giving it large about his lifting and the gym etc I used to get irked... Now I feel *almost* pity for someone so deluded but then remember how much of an obnoxious cunt he is. One of his worst was when he boasted in Hooligans, eating a greasy enchilada or whatever, with beer, that 'lifting in the gym, need the protein'... And his followers bought that!!? 🤔 😂 😂
But if I showed my certs, my client before and after photos etc... He would dismiss me, talk down and get the last word in.

I KNOW he has fuck all fitness, as in cardio fitness, I can see he has very underdeveloped shoulders and arms(esp his triceps) , chest etc...if I challenged him all he would say is 'No atalker you are wrong.' and that would be it. In his mind I am wrong and he is right.

Hell, if I tried to give the muppet friendly ADVICE he would OF COURSE know better. And be a smug prick about it.
I almost bet anytime he waddles to the gym to take selfies he ignores advice to lift right or use a machine right. I see his type ALL the time. I once seen one guy making piles of toilet paper pads to put under his compression top to take selfies with.... Thats the kind of prick Fatrick is.

And as for the tough man act...I really can't get over that this clown thinks people believe him. The old addage like a real hard man won't brag, yep that's true. But this cunt is recently saying he turned away people from the door and there wasn't any trouble because it was him. That unvacced people wanted to get in... Seen he was on the door, meekly scuttled away because they KNEW he was so badass??! Wtf??! Or when he says shit like he smashed two people's faces into brick walls... Come on??! 😂

In his narrative, he has taken down scores of men with his 'martial arts'...i think @WormKiller would agree that to have a proper fight, you have to learn to be hit, keep your calm and not panic. And fights are WAY messier than what Piggy thinks. He imagines he is like Neo when he wakes up after being shot, just calmly blocking Smith and that's it! He doesn't take a hit and everyone claps.

Learning to take a dig (punch) and not panic is what makes sparring so essential and I would put money on the guy who can do that vs the sap with 'Krav Maga' or whatever the Obese Queer pretends he has mastered. There's no fucking way Fatty spent years sparring let alone full contact sparring. He has no cardio fitness, again @WormKiller will tell ye how fucking TIRING a few rounds can be, he has no clue other than MAYBE a few classes he took and a few rounds on a heavy bag...

But 'Actual Tought Guy' Fatrick is one of the most pathetic things about him. Like I've been battered (beaten up) a few times and while I had no probs in prison I seen a few cunts get worked over and its a hell of a lot quicker, wilder, messier than you think. If that chubby queen ended up inside he would be on protection in hours if not sooner. He would alienate the cops the screws(C. Os) the lads in moments. Or he would be a shivering, shell of a human who would quietly go to segregation and not utter a peep, but my money on him acting the prick, boasting, being drawn into one or more of the MANY scams and Nikki would be buying(shop orders) commissary for the whole block and Piggy would be handing out everything he gets. But I think he would try to dominate or correct someone, give nobody ANY respect, look down on everyone and find himself with a burst mouth all the while wondering why that dark gentleman responded negatively to being called 'child'

It's the safe, comfortable little bubble Fatrick exists in(let's face it he isn't living!) that allows him to spout his shite and treat people so badly because he hadn't had any repercussions from his behaviour. He can sit in the half hovel and talk this nonsense and once he says 'no you are wrong' in his mind that's it. He won. Of course he knew Piss Stained Teeth was in Hooligans but he ignored and pretend he was busy making models. He was scared because he is a turbo coward but in his mind 'I won because that atalker sat there waiting for me all night and I didn't show up'..

I really think this is the tipping point and he's hit a stage now where things are starting to have repercussions and reality is too much to ignore. He's going to get more unhinged, unhappy and reckless. And it is all always all his fault.

100% - His fucking smug attitude and temperament brought about everything that is currently happening. He has to always be the authority on every subject, he has tell lies and fib about having more experience in anything brought up so he can be the special boy he always dreamed about being (and if it wasn't for the way he treats other people it would be left at that). I honestly think it comes down to one of your points, he has never faced the consequences of his actions. A fist to his face would do wonders in waking his delusional ass up from his dream like state he is currently going about in. He honestly thinks he is living a movie were he is the good guy and he is going to take down a criminal network of stalkers while getting the girl and of course making Ade, his first better wife jealous and regretful for leaving him.
 

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But 'Actual Tought Guy' Fatrick is one of the most pathetic things about him.
It’s arguably his most laughable quality. I’ve never been in jail but I work with my hands and arms and can spot a soft body like Pat from miles away. He’s not intimidating in the least and most men will just avoid him because he reeks of the desperation to be acknowledged as a tough guy. Actual tough guys who spoon feed teeth don’t advertise. They go about their business quietly. Quietly is the key, little one.
 

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Fresh off 2 permanent suspensions, Patrick logs onto his lizard alt account to demand anyone that disagrees with him be removed from twitter. That the "fascists" cast out anyone who deviates from their narratives, and they now reap the consequences of their actions.

Not him though. He is the punisher, not the punished.
 
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In his narrative, he has taken down scores of men with his 'martial arts'...i think @WormKiller would agree that to have a proper fight, you have to learn to be hit, keep your calm and not panic.He imagines he is like Neo when he wakes up after being shot, just calmly blocking Smith and that's it! He doesn't take a hit and everyone claps.

Learning to take a dig (punch) and not panic is what makes sparring so essential and I would put money on the guy who can do that vs the sap with 'Krav Maga' or whatever the Obese Queer pretends he has mastered. There's no fucking way Fatty spent years sparring let alone full contact sparring. He has no cardio fitness, again @WormKiller will tell ye how fucking TIRING a few rounds can be, he has no clue other than MAYBE a few classes he took and a few rounds on a heavy bag...

Completely agree. Almost every street fight or fist fight I've seen between normal people lasts 10-60 seconds. And it probably takes about 5 ass kickings before you can work around that fight or flight fear that almost paralyzes you in a fight.

You can tell he's bullshit because most people who get in fights lose the majority of them. My success rate is way below 50% because 1. I don't punch down and pick on people weaker than me and 2. When you go Donnybrook anything can happen

Anybody can kick anybody's ass. All it takes is one lucky shot to the jaw or temple and that's all she wrote. Not only does this dude pretend like he's won every fight he's been in, he makes up outlandish stories about putting two guys heads through a brick wall. DID YA? I'm supposed to believe the second guy stood there and waited for you politely to put his head through a wall, or that you took your weak ass left and threw them both at the same time into the wall and neither of them could stop what was coming?

Let me tell you what a fight between me and Patrick would look like: a very overweight and out of shape 42 year old and a chubby semi-fit 37 year old wildly throwing shots until they're either blown up or one of them goes down. He thinks it would be this beautiful display of martial arts but in reality it's just a goulash of sloppy punches, wild swings, fractured hand bones and a story to tell. Most fights get pulled apart or turn into a jump before they're over.

TL;DR: NikkisCrustyGullet knows what's up and the only fighting Patrick has ever done is on a Mortal Kombat game.
 
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