On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest) how fat, gay and old is covidcumia?

[guest]

I talk down to idiots probably less than 10 years younger than me, that call me boomer in a not joking way. I'll clear it up for you regarding tech. I despise the need of so many young people to be connected at all times via their small phone. That's my tech hate in a nutshell. We don't need internet on our phones to tweet, watch youtube, and post on facebook all day. I hate that I find myself doing it as well. So for the most part I try to keep my phone internet usage to answer work emails when I'm working and look up things like phone numbers. Yes I use it, no I don't like it.

How any of that makes me look "boomerish" or why it matters is on you, not me. I get it, some douchebag losers have invested their self worth into their forum persona and get scared if a newbie arrives with a bit others enjoy. Really dude, I'm not here to take away your little slice of heaven, just to abuse Pat. You nitwits, started the, "I don't believe him" and "post screenshots" and yes I was unfamiliar with the nanaimg thing first, now I'm not, but still I don't want to post 50 screenshots, I have other things in my life that can use that time.

Look, you've actually hid your profile from me, you're a pussy, not my problem, I don't know you, never will. I doubt you ever even get the joke your in on. You seem obsessed with my age I'm now 51, yesterday I was 25 at the shore in summers, concerned with stupid things like how my hair looked and the like. Now I'm sitting on a nice chunks of money, multiple properties, no concerns, home with my kids 16,12,11,and 8 and working on occasion if the money and effort are right. I lived the part of my life you're living, it goes fast, maybe with some luck you'll have a society still left to enjoy when you get here. You want my real life problems now.... I couldn't get seat at 3 restaurants in town yesterday at 6-7 pm for my sons and I, so we had to drive to the city area 20 minutes away and ended up eating in Applebee's, which I never did before, or hopefully ever will again. The worst part is a sheboon waited on me, she was nice enough, but fucked up the order. That's my worst life right there, Applebees and nigger server, not you, not here. Fatrick represents all that I hate in the world, you represent all I pity, pretty simple.

I'm flattered, with the reposts, generic midwestern rubes, love to copy me.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm flattered, with the reposts, generic midwestern rubes, love to copy me.

Sure you are, you fat gay man, with your weird commas, and your ribs obsession.

BTW out of 22 voters, most think that you're Joe Cumia and that you raped a man in San Francisco. Polls never lie, Joe.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I just don't like when people vehemently defend themselves from mockery by humble brag

"You're upset that I trolled Pat"
"You're mad that I make awesome posts"
"The only reason you think I couldn't get a wife is you are an incel"
"You're spelling and grammer is just aweful, your illiterate"

Multiple people make fun of him because he always walks into the wall.
He always gives you the most bloated and irrelevant, random insult attempts, and will often just repeat your insults back to you.

He does have the self-awareness to describe this in his profile, more succinctly too

 

[DMAN]

He does have the self-awareness to describe this in his profile, more succinctly too

Nice character limit, stupid.

 

[guest]

Sure you are, you fat gay man, with your weird commas, and your ribs obsession.

BTW out of 22 voters, most think that you're Joe Cumia and that you raped a man in San Francisco. Polls never lie, Joe.

Yep and I'm playing the local Elk lodge during the upcoming fish fry, join me, tips appreciated.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Yep and I'm playing the local Elk lodge during the upcoming fish fry, join me, tips appreciated.

I don't get it. You're old.

 

[guest]

I don't get it. You're old.

My guess is my wife is younger than you.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

My guess is my wife is younger than you.

Whoa, you're crazy. Post a pic of your fat body next to her young Asian boyish one.

 

[guest]

I talk down to idiots probably less than 10 years younger than me, that call me boomer in a not joking way. I'll clear it up for you regarding tech. I despise the need of so many young people to be connected at all times via their small phone. That's my tech hate in a nutshell. We don't need internet on our phones to tweet, watch youtube, and post on facebook all day. I hate that I find myself doing it as well. So for the most part I try to keep my phone internet usage to answer work emails when I'm working and look up things like phone numbers. Yes I use it, no I don't like it.

How any of that makes me look "boomerish" or why it matters is on you, not me. I get it, some douchebag losers have invested their self worth into their forum persona and get scared if a newbie arrives with a bit others enjoy. Really dude, I'm not here to take away your little slice of heaven, just to abuse Pat. You nitwits, started the, "I don't believe him" and "post screenshots" and yes I was unfamiliar with the nanaimg thing first, now I'm not, but still I don't want to post 50 screenshots, I have other things in my life that can use that time.

Look, you've actually hid your profile from me, you're a pussy, not my problem, I don't know you, never will. I doubt you ever even get the joke your in on. You seem obsessed with my age I'm now 51, yesterday I was 25 at the shore in summers, concerned with stupid things like how my hair looked and the like. Now I'm sitting on a nice chunks of money, multiple properties, no concerns, home with my kids 16,12,11,and 8 and working on occasion if the money and effort are right. I lived the part of my life you're living, it goes fast, maybe with some luck you'll have a society still left to enjoy when you get here. You want my real life problems now.... I couldn't get seat at 3 restaurants in town yesterday at 6-7 pm for my sons and I, so we had to drive to the city area 20 minutes away and ended up eating in Applebee's, which I never did before, or hopefully ever will again. The worst part is a sheboon waited on me, she was nice enough, but fucked up the order. That's my worst life right there, Applebees and nigger server, not you, not here. Fatrick represents all that I hate in the world, you represent all I pity, pretty simple.

Covid Cumia even has you dolts writing in his style now.

Just admit defeat already!

 

[guest]

Whoa, you're crazy. Post a pic of your fat body next to her young Asian boyish one.

Whoa, you're crazy. Post a pic of your fat body next to her young Asian boyish one.

Whoa, you're crazy. Post a pic of your fat body next to her young Asian boyish one.

Whoa, you're crazy. Post a pic of your fat body next to her young Asian boyish one.

Whoa, you're crazy. Post a pic of your fat body next to her young Asian boyish one.

So good I had to quote you 5 times, you first, you're the accuser of me being old and fat. Maybe you're describing you?

 

[guest]

Covid Cumia even has you dolts writing in his style now.

Just admit defeat already!

Hey whether I'm besting them or not, I have multiple threads dedicated to me, so if their logic is I'm needy, then they are serving my needs. If their logic is I want attention, then I win on that too. My popularity is so gratifying, I'm dancing (like) a jig, specifically Nigger Dre. I do know I have an idea how to turn this into better content though. Hoping my line gets a bite.

 

[Norf F.C.]

Covid Cumia even has you dolts writing in his style now.

Just admit defeat already!

DEM FWOKIN POOFTAS KNEED TU GATE AYE GYRP ONNE REELALETAY

Hey whether I'm besting them or not, I have multiple threads dedicated to me, so if their logic is I'm needy, then they are serving my needs. If their logic is I want attention, then I win on that too. My popularity is so gratifying, I'm dancing (like) a jig, specifically Nigger Dre. I do know I have an idea how to turn this into better content though. Hoping my line gets a bite.

DUNT EEVN WEEST YAR TYME ONNE DEESE CAHKSAKKAS

YUU DUU YUU KEENG

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

So good I had to quote you 5 times, you first, you're the accuser of me being old and fat. Maybe you're describing you?

I didn't claim you were in your 50s with a young wife, you did. I didn't say anything about myself.

Hey whether I'm besting them or not, I have multiple threads dedicated to me, so if their logic is I'm needy, then they are serving my needs. If their logic is I want attention, then I win on that too.

Well you are needy, but the main thrust of what we're saying is that you're fat, old and gay. The poll reflects that, grandpa child.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

DEM FWOKIN POOFTAS KNEED TU GATE AYE GYRP ONNE REELALETAY



DUNT EEVN WEEST YAR TYME ONNE DEESE CAHKSAKKAS

YUU DUU YUU KEENG

Some people telling me I'm wrong is one thing, but Davey Boy Smith being against me really stings.

 

[Norf F.C.]

Some people telling me I'm wrong is one thing, but Davey Boy Smith being against me really stings.

LEERN YA FWOKIN PLEESE YA FWOKIN KENGURU NYGA

 

[Norf F.C.]

CovidCumia lives rent free in all of your heads...

DIZ CHAP FWOKIN GATZ IT

THA WEEK SHUD FEER THA STROHNG

 

[guest]

I didn't claim you were in your 50s with a young wife, you did. I didn't say anything about myself.


Well you are needy, but the main thrust of what we're saying is that you're fat, old and gay. The poll reflects that, grandpa child.

I didn't say my wife was young, just younger than me and most likely you. My guess is you're a decade younger or so. You're the one making claims, I said what I am, if 51 is ancient, you better put down your phone and start living because at 25 for me there wasn't much internet for me to waste my time on. Your youth is dying sparring with me, not to mention you could be taking a few more shifts at Panera to have more pocket money.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I didn't say my wife was young, just younger than me and most likely you. My guess is you're a decade younger or so. You're the one making claims, I said what I am, if 51 is ancient, you better put down your phone and start living because at 25 for me there wasn't much internet for me to waste my time on. Your youth is dying sparring with me, not to mention you could be taking a few more shifts at Panera to have more pocket money.

Oh no, not a Panera insult... you know, that place that we all acknowledge we work at.

I love how vague this guy gets with his estimations. "I'll be you're a decade younger than me... or two decades, all in the same ballpark." No shit, I'm like 90% of everyone else here. And way to shit on yourself: "you're wasting your youth messing with an oldfag like me." You got me.

Come on, post that little hottie you call a wife. I wanna see her hot flat Asian rump.

 

[Norf F.C.]

Oh no, not a Panera insult... you know, that place that we all acknowledge we work at.

I love how vague this guy gets with his estimations. "I'll be you're a decade younger than me... or two decades, all in the same ballpark." No shit, I'm like 90% of everyone else here. And way to shit on yourself: "you're wasting your youth messing with an oldfag like me." You got me.

Come on, post that little hottie you call a wife. I wanna see her hot flat Asian rump.

BEH FWOKIN REESPEKFALL

BUH EFF HAY WUNTZ TU POHST HURR CUUTA AYLL GLEEDLY LUKK AT ET

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

BUH EFF HAY WUNTZ TU POHST HURR CUUTA AYLL GLEEDLY LUKK AT ET

Yeah! I'm asking politely.