Oh no! Pat can’t go to MLB spring training!

[guest]

When Pat hauls ass, he's gotta make two trips.

When he goes camping the bears hide their food.

 

[EraGodless]

Seriously, marry me

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I wonder if he can make a single point about his opinion on the matter

 

[DanFielding]

When he goes camping the bears hide their food.

He got up to dance at his wedding and made the band skip.

 

[guest]

He got up to dance at his wedding and made the band skip.

He's so fat he has dollars in one pocket and pesos in the other

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

100% this. He doesn’t even watch the game, he goes to drink beer and eat the overpriced fried food and stare at his phone. He goes so he can wear his gross brewers gear so everybody knows his a big manly sports fan.

And to give the finger to little kids behind their backs.

Not that kind of finger, Paul, get out of here.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Don't worry Pat I can always kick your ass next year

 

[guest]

MLB died when they took the steroids out of the game

It was good when they were all on coke too, it used to be a dirty hard nosed game. It was hard to be a pussy in the MLB, catchers get run over, fastballs thrown at the hitters...I think their problem was turning into a country club sport. Now it's all guys worried about advanced stats, "launch angle" and "exit velocity" like their teeing off at a fucking golf course.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I don't really care for baseball but I would if they brought back more colorful characters like a Marge Schott or John Rocker. They were a hoot

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

100% this. He doesn’t even watch the game, he goes to drink beer and eat the overpriced fried food and stare at his phone. He goes so he can wear his gross brewers gear so everybody knows his a big manly sports fan.

Reminder: He's so fat he can no longer button that ugly yellow shirt

 

[guest]

Seriously, marry me

Omg YES

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Reminder: He's so fat he can no longer button that ugly yellow shirt

Oh, that one that now reads "CERVA (Fat's Breasts) CEROS"

 

[MonsterSteve]

I love he points out this would have been their 4th time to Phoenix as if anyone gives a shit. All he's doing is bragging about going to see a meaningless game. Spring training STINKS.

 

[guest]

I love he points out this would have been their 4th time to Phoenix as if anyone gives a shit. All he's doing is bragging about going to see a meaningless game. Spring training STINKS.

And he's bragging about going to Phoenix of all places. I lived in Phoenix for years you don't see me bragging about it.

Stay out of my territory fat boy.

 

[guest]

Andy's bragging about going to Phoenix of all places. I lived in Phoenix for years you don't see me bragging about it.

Stay out of my territory fat boy.

Afraid he’s going to steal Carol from you?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It was good when they were all on coke too, it used to be a dirty hard nosed game. It was hard to be a pussy in the MLB, catchers get run over, fastballs thrown at the hitters...I think their problem was turning into a country club sport. Now it's all guys worried about advanced stats, "launch angle" and "exit velocity" like their teeing off at a fucking golf course.

Also the players all seem to be friends now, I remember Lenny Dykstra taking about how back then the teams always had that “we’re brothers and if you fuck with any of us we’ll clear the bench” and that dedication hasn’t been seen in years. You watch old games and you can see the players mouthing all kinds of nasty shit at each other now it’s like they all go to their rooms after the game and eat milk and cookies together.

 

[guest]

Afraid he’s going to steal Carol from you?

Well I was trying to make a Breaking Bad reference but now that you said it.... Of course I'm afraid he's going to try to steal Carol from me. I mean he's a world-renowned Sci-Fi author with friends all over the globe. Literally every country. He owns a house and volunteers outside of bars to check vaxx id and he can literally take guns out of people's hands and put two people's heads into a brick wall.

I can't compete with that.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I love he points out this would have been their 4th time to Phoenix as if anyone gives a shit. All he's doing is bragging about going to see a meaningless game. Spring training STINKS.

With some teams they go to Florida so you can at least go to the beach while catching an afternoon game but going out to party at night. Phoenix has NOTHING which explains why Pat can afford to go. I have friends that go to spring training games in the Florida cities but would never go if it was in Phoenix because after the meaningless day game there’s nothing to do.

 

[Udders]

I love he points out this would have been their 4th time to Phoenix as if anyone gives a shit. All he's doing is bragging about going to see a meaningless game. Spring training STINKS.

Isn't spring training where Niki's basement was flooded over whatever darker skinned gentleman was batting?

 

[guest]

Isn't spring training where Niki's basement was flooded over whatever darker skinned gentleman was batting?

No no, spring "training" is when she annually swaps out Pat's chastity cage for one a little smaller.