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When he goes camping the bears hide their food.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Oh no! Pat can’t go to MLB spring training!
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I wonder if he can make a single point about his opinion on the matter
He got up to dance at his wedding and made the band skip.
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He's so fat he has dollars in one pocket and pesos in the other
And to give the finger to little kids behind their backs.
Not that kind of finger, Paul, get out of here.
Don't worry Pat I can always kick your ass next year
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It was good when they were all on coke too, it used to be a dirty hard nosed game. It was hard to be a pussy in the MLB, catchers get run over, fastballs thrown at the hitters...I think their problem was turning into a country club sport. Now it's all guys worried about advanced stats, "launch angle" and "exit velocity" like their teeing off at a fucking golf course.
Reminder: He's so fat he can no longer button that ugly yellow shirt
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Oh, that one that now reads "CERVA (Fat's Breasts) CEROS"
I love he points out this would have been their 4th time to Phoenix as if anyone gives a shit. All he's doing is bragging about going to see a meaningless game. Spring training STINKS.
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And he's bragging about going to Phoenix of all places. I lived in Phoenix for years you don't see me bragging about it.
Stay out of my territory fat boy.
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Afraid he’s going to steal Carol from you?
Also the players all seem to be friends now, I remember Lenny Dykstra taking about how back then the teams always had that “we’re brothers and if you fuck with any of us we’ll clear the bench” and that dedication hasn’t been seen in years. You watch old games and you can see the players mouthing all kinds of nasty shit at each other now it’s like they all go to their rooms after the game and eat milk and cookies together.
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Well I was trying to make a Breaking Bad reference but now that you said it.... Of course I'm afraid he's going to try to steal Carol from me. I mean he's a world-renowned Sci-Fi author with friends all over the globe. Literally every country. He owns a house and volunteers outside of bars to check vaxx id and he can literally take guns out of people's hands and put two people's heads into a brick wall.
I can't compete with that.
With some teams they go to Florida so you can at least go to the beach while catching an afternoon game but going out to party at night. Phoenix has NOTHING which explains why Pat can afford to go. I have friends that go to spring training games in the Florida cities but would never go if it was in Phoenix because after the meaningless day game there’s nothing to do.
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Isn't spring training where Niki's basement was flooded over whatever darker skinned gentleman was batting?
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No no, spring "training" is when she annually swaps out Pat's chastity cage for one a little smaller.