He had to put some effort in and cancel flights and a rental car! Whatever shall he do?
Edit- It’s not your or our team, fatso. It’s the city’s team
Edit- It’s not your or our team, fatso. It’s the city’s team
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Oh no! Pat can’t go to MLB spring training!
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He demands they start playing again so he has an extra excuse to eat shitty ballpark food and drink more beer
Funny thing is the last time the MLB went on strike Pat didn’t even like sports. Now the brewers are “his team” because he needs everyone to believe he’s a big manly man
He can't go to spring training because of a debt he owes to Quasi, not because the games are canceled. He should be thankful this cover story fell into his lap.
Nice 0 championship team you support, stupid.
He’s only a fan because the Brewers are good right now. He’ll stop watching them the minute they start to suck again. I’d call him a bandwagon jumper but he’s so fat it would tip over if he tried.
100% this. He doesn’t even watch the game, he goes to drink beer and eat the overpriced fried food and stare at his phone. He goes so he can wear his gross brewers gear so everybody knows his a big manly sports fan.
Funny he doesn’t go to Bucks games who are currently the defending champs. Guess it’s because he’s scared of all the black men because they will make fun of him.
He doesn't even pay attention to sports. He pretends to and just dicks around on his cell the whole time.
He’s not welcome at home games anymore after Nikki snuck into the locker room after a game and begged the entire team to fart in her vagina.
Lucky for you, Fatrick. We'll still nail your ass on a DUI someday.
It’s funny it took him this long to mention the MLB lockout. He knows if he even tries to pretend he understand the situation or how to solve it sports fans will come in and point out he’s a fat idiot.
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MLB died when they took the steroids out of the game
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Does anyone have the video where Patrick mentions that Niki's pussy is flooded seeing the large black player in the on-deck circle?
Seriously, marry me
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Omg YES
When Pat hauls ass, he's gotta make two trips.