Oh no! Pat can’t go to MLB spring training!

[A House Nigger]

He had to put some effort in and cancel flights and a rental car! Whatever shall he do?
Edit- It’s not your or our team, fatso. It’s the city’s team

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1500900370909958150

 

[Meownaw]

MLB must be shaking in their boots. Always demands with this fat toddler.

 

[A House Nigger]

He demands they start playing again so he has an extra excuse to eat shitty ballpark food and drink more beer

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Funny thing is the last time the MLB went on strike Pat didn’t even like sports. Now the brewers are “his team” because he needs everyone to believe he’s a big manly man

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

He can't go to spring training because of a debt he owes to Quasi, not because the games are canceled. He should be thankful this cover story fell into his lap.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Nice 0 championship team you support, stupid.

 

[DanFielding]

He’s only a fan because the Brewers are good right now. He’ll stop watching them the minute they start to suck again. I’d call him a bandwagon jumper but he’s so fat it would tip over if he tried.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He demands they start playing again so he has an extra excuse to eat shitty ballpark food and drink more beer

100% this. He doesn’t even watch the game, he goes to drink beer and eat the overpriced fried food and stare at his phone. He goes so he can wear his gross brewers gear so everybody knows his a big manly sports fan.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s only a fan because the Brewers are good right now. He’ll stop watching them the minute they start to suck again. I’d call him a bandwagon jumper but he’s so fat it would tip over if he tried.

Funny he doesn’t go to Bucks games who are currently the defending champs. Guess it’s because he’s scared of all the black men because they will make fun of him.

 

[Meownaw]

Think he refers to the team as "we"?

 

[Clint Ruin]

He doesn't even pay attention to sports. He pretends to and just dicks around on his cell the whole time.

 

[DanFielding]

Funny he doesn’t go to Bucks games who are currently the defending champs. Guess it’s because he’s scared of all the black men because they will make fun of him.

He’s not welcome at home games anymore after Nikki snuck into the locker room after a game and begged the entire team to fart in her vagina.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Lucky for you, Fatrick. We'll still nail your ass on a DUI someday.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He doesn't even pay attention to sports. He pretends to and just dicks around on his cell the whole time.

It’s funny it took him this long to mention the MLB lockout. He knows if he even tries to pretend he understand the situation or how to solve it sports fans will come in and point out he’s a fat idiot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Good

 

[guest]

MLB died when they took the steroids out of the game

 

[guest]

Does anyone have the video where Patrick mentions that Niki's pussy is flooded seeing the large black player in the on-deck circle?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

MLB died when they took the steroids out of the game

Seriously, marry me

 

[guest]

Seriously, marry me

Omg YES

 

[EraGodless]

He’s only a fan because the Brewers are good right now. He’ll stop watching them the minute they start to suck again. I’d call him a bandwagon jumper but he’s so fat it would tip over if he tried.

When Pat hauls ass, he's gotta make two trips.