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Official onaforums 2024 death pool thread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The actual Burger King
Forum Clout
141,458
So heres why Ozzy sucks as a pick, first of all, he would score less than anyone, I would pick Ron Jeremy, but hes fucking old as shit and I want to win, so young sick men are better, also, you are a gay man who under a sheet of rain in the dark, with the smells of tinder and mud, has sex with everyone on your list.
How's winning going? I've been in the lead since January with 66 points. I just can't prove it.
 
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7,015
Apparently Noam Chomsky had a massive stroke last year, has become completely non-verbal and is paralysed on one side of his body and this motherfucker STILL won't die.
Why do we even keep people like that alive? I'm sure if you had asked him beforehand he would've wanted to just be allowed to die. What a massive drain on resources to keep people miserable but breathing.
 

CorradoSoprano4

Forum Clout
29,484
Congratulations to @Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit! for winning the 2024 official onaforums death pool! Unless there's a plane crash full with pedophilic celebrities who were going to celebrate the new year on Epstein's island, you have won this years death pool.

Your prize? Here's a clip of Jim Norton complaining about his breakfast order on their first show back with SiriusXM in 2004:
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The actual Burger King
Forum Clout
141,458
Congratulations to @Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit! for winning the 2024 official onaforums death pool! Unless there's a plane crash full with pedophilic celebrities who were going to celebrate the new year on Epstein's island, you have won this years death pool.

Your prize? Here's a clip of Jim Norton complaining about his breakfast order on their first show back with SiriusXM in 2004:

I demand a recount.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
Forum Clout
40,735
Congratulations to @Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit! for winning the 2024 official onaforums death pool! Unless there's a plane crash full with pedophilic celebrities who were going to celebrate the new year on Epstein's island, you have won this years death pool.

Your prize? Here's a clip of Jim Norton complaining about his breakfast order on their first show back with SiriusXM in 2004:

Not true, @The Sue Deal got 150,000 points for picking Jimmy Carter
 
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