Official onaforums 2024 death pool thread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, props to @Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit! for predicting Shifty Shellshock lol. That's kind of amazing.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The whole reason the Libby dykes are making it seem like Adam is still alive with banked footage is just to fuck me out of the death pool win. I want my 66 points you fucking cunts.

 

[Suetonius]

Imagine picking the 99 year old man in hospice and theres still a chance he’ll make it to 2025.

I still cannot believe he’s alive. He’s 100 now.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So heres why Ozzy sucks as a pick, first of all, he would score less than anyone, I would pick Ron Jeremy, but hes fucking old as shit and I want to win, so young sick men are better, also, you are a gay man who under a sheet of rain in the dark, with the smells of tinder and mud, has sex with everyone on your list.

How's winning going? I've been in the lead since January with 66 points. I just can't prove it.

 

[Turk February]

How's winning going? I've been in the lead since January with 66 points. I just can't prove it.

I think I'm at 0 but that's how I always am with bets unless dice are involved.

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

Apparently Noam Chomsky had a massive stroke last year, has become completely non-verbal and is paralysed on one side of his body and this motherfucker STILL won't die.

Why do we even keep people like that alive? I'm sure if you had asked him beforehand he would've wanted to just be allowed to die. What a massive drain on resources to keep people miserable but breathing.

 

[Turk February]

Why do we even keep people like that alive? I'm sure if you had asked him beforehand he would've wanted to just be allowed to die. What a massive drain on resources to keep people miserable but breathing.

In Ontario we execute the elderly at the age of 45.

 

[Turk February]

They can choose between the firing squad or being hanged off the only light post in Hamilton.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They can choose between the firing squad or being hanged off the only light post in Hamilton.

And the firing squad all have loaded shotguns so they just turn you into red mud.

 

[Suetonius]

@CorradoSoprano4 Give me a point bitch.

 

[Suetonius]

I still cannot believe he’s alive. He’s 100 now.

Welp….(1/41)

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Nice zero point death pool pick, stupid.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Welp….(1/41)

I feel bad for you picking Jimmy Carter correctly but not getting any points for it.

To cheer you up enjoy this hilarious YouTube short featuring Jim:

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Congratulations to @Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit! for winning the 2024 official onaforums death pool! Unless there's a plane crash full with pedophilic celebrities who were going to celebrate the new year on Epstein's island, you have won this years death pool.

Your prize? Here's a clip of Jim Norton complaining about his breakfast order on their first show back with SiriusXM in 2004:

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Congratulations to @Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit! for winning the 2024 official onaforums death pool! Unless there's a plane crash full with pedophilic celebrities who were going to celebrate the new year on Epstein's island, you have won this years death pool.

Your prize? Here's a clip of Jim Norton complaining about his breakfast order on their first show back with SiriusXM in 2004:

I demand a recount.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have 66 points for Adam Libby. They've been hiding his body in the sugar shack just to fuck me. The whole story is going to blow up eventually and I will rightfully claim my Norton complaining about eggwhites clip AND my silver and gold youtube play buttons.

 

[JumboYumYums]

Noam Chomsky, Clint Eastwood, Yoko Ono

Not many points to go for but I have a high chance of scoring

I can't believe I didn't score a single point on 3 sick people in their 90s

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Congratulations to @Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit! for winning the 2024 official onaforums death pool! Unless there's a plane crash full with pedophilic celebrities who were going to celebrate the new year on Epstein's island, you have won this years death pool.

Your prize? Here's a clip of Jim Norton complaining about his breakfast order on their first show back with SiriusXM in 2004:

Not true, @The Sue Deal got 150,000 points for picking Jimmy Carter

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I demand a recount.

If you want to appeal the results, you can contact the onaforums death pool committee via the following link:
https://onadeathpool.com/contact-us

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you want to appeal the results, you can contact the onaforums death pool committee via the following link:
https://onadeathpool.com/contact-us

This will not stand.