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Also, props to @Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit! for predicting Shifty Shellshock lol. That's kind of amazing.
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I still cannot believe he’s alive. He’s 100 now.Imagine picking the 99 year old man in hospice and theres still a chance he’ll make it to 2025.
How's winning going? I've been in the lead since January with 66 points. I just can't prove it.So heres why Ozzy sucks as a pick, first of all, he would score less than anyone, I would pick Ron Jeremy, but hes fucking old as shit and I want to win, so young sick men are better, also, you are a gay man who under a sheet of rain in the dark, with the smells of tinder and mud, has sex with everyone on your list.
I think I'm at 0 but that's how I always am with bets unless dice are involved.How's winning going? I've been in the lead since January with 66 points. I just can't prove it.
Why do we even keep people like that alive? I'm sure if you had asked him beforehand he would've wanted to just be allowed to die. What a massive drain on resources to keep people miserable but breathing.Apparently Noam Chomsky had a massive stroke last year, has become completely non-verbal and is paralysed on one side of his body and this motherfucker STILL won't die.
In Ontario we execute the elderly at the age of 45.Why do we even keep people like that alive? I'm sure if you had asked him beforehand he would've wanted to just be allowed to die. What a massive drain on resources to keep people miserable but breathing.
And the firing squad all have loaded shotguns so they just turn you into red mud.They can choose between the firing squad or being hanged off the only light post in Hamilton.
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