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Imagine picking the 99 year old man in hospice and theres still a chance he’ll make it to 2025.
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Imagine picking the 99 year old man in hospice and theres still a chance he’ll make it to 2025.
Nigga stop this
Ralph is outliving us all.
If I pick one off the list for you, can you make sure it happens?Surprised nobody picked Shelley Duvall. Also, surely one of the picks will die this year, right?
How did only one person pick Biden? Easiest free points ever. Shame on me for thinking the nearly 100 year old President would outlive the 81 year old.Surprised nobody picked Shelley Duvall. Also, surely one of the picks will die this year, right?
Apparently Noam Chomsky had a massive stroke last year, has become completely non-verbal and is paralysed on one side of his body and this motherfucker STILL won't die.Surprised nobody picked Shelley Duvall. Also, surely one of the picks will die this year, right?
1. Monica Bellucci
2. Lucy Lawless
3. Shannen Doherty
That’s 47 points and all because you are a woman who reads gossip sites and probably knew she had cancer.One down
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That’s 47 points and all because you are a woman who reads gossip sites and probably knew she had cancer.
The death pool classic, stage 4 cancer, strikes again.Shannen Doherty
Al Pacino
Phil Collins
Lucy Lawless was a terrible pick, she stays active.One down
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That was during a particularly gay time on the forms.Lucy Lawless was a terrible pick, she stays active.
Hey its ok he sold his voice to Disney so he can live forever!7 points awarded to @Smeckler's Powder:
James Earl Jones, Distinguished Actor and Voice of Darth Vader, Dies at 93
James Earl Jones, the distinguished and prolific actor in films, TV and theater known for providing the voice of Darth Vader in "Star Wars," has died.variety.com
Also, James Earl Jones is whiter than Anthony.
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