Official 2023 OnA Forum Christmas Thread

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

There's no point in putting much thought or effort into a 3 year old's Christmas present. They won't remember it anyway.

Maybe not but they have fun in the present

 

[guest]

Maybe not but they have fun in the present

True. Whatever they're into at that age can usually be summed up in one word. "Trucks", "dinosaurs", "ponies" etc. So just get them that stuff.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

True. Whatever they're into at that age can usually be summed up in one word. "Trucks", "dinosaurs", "ponies" etc. So just get them that stuff.

The bigass Tonka truck we got him last year hasn't seen much action still. He got a bunch of food toys last year that he recently started playing with a shitload: toy toaster with bread, eggs and veggies you can cut up, etc. He likes baseball, soccer and shit but we're pretty much covered for all the sports. He'll do puzzles over and over again. Likes playing drums/guitars and shit. He's started getting into action figure type dudes recently, is into my old Nina Turtles. We do some vintage Tinker Toys.

 

[guest]

The bigass Tonka truck we got him last year hasn't seen much action still. He got a bunch of food toys last year that he recently started playing with a shitload: toy toaster with bread, eggs and veggies you can cut up, etc. He likes baseball, soccer and shit but we're pretty much covered for all the sports. He'll do puzzles over and over again. Likes playing drums/guitars and shit. He's started getting into action figure type dudes recently, is into my old Nina Turtles. We do some vintage Tinker Toys.

Those original ninja turtle action figures were great. My old man got me Leonardo and Michaelango. Sucked because my favorites were Donatello and Raphael. Kept it to myself and said "thanks, Dad" obviously

 

[Will Tate]

The bigass Tonka truck we got him last year hasn't seen much action still. He got a bunch of food toys last year that he recently started playing with a shitload: toy toaster with bread, eggs and veggies you can cut up, etc. He likes baseball, soccer and shit but we're pretty much covered for all the sports. He'll do puzzles over and over again. Likes playing drums/guitars and shit. He's started getting into action figure type dudes recently, is into my old Nina Turtles. We do some vintage Tinker Toys.

They've re-released a bunch of those old Ninja Turtle toys, the Walmart by me is choking with them, if he's into your old shit get him some of his own.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

They've re-released a bunch of those old Ninja Turtle toys, the Walmart by me is choking with them, if he's into your old shit get him some of his own.

I noticed they started remaking those and was annoyed by that lol. Nah, it's all good, they definitely are the superior version of any Ninja Turtle Toys. I think I still have over 200 from when I was a kid, so we won't probably ever buy another one, just give him access to a couple new ones here and there. Also have the original Techno Drome which he's been getting loads of miles out of and slightly lesser milage out of the Turtle Bus thing. Eventually when I show him Empire Strikes back(he won't be allowed to watch any other than the original run and I'll keep him from finding out new shit exists as long as I can) I'll start trickling out the Star Wars shit for him, but a few more years for that. He's got his own record player that he knows how to use but has been kinda over that lately.

 

[Stent]

We need a Christmas convoy!

 

[Africa.com]

Anyone got a gf/wife who gets them big Xmas gifts (Norton Viking cock joke here)? I asked my wife what she got me bc last year she quadrupled what I spent. It's fawking embarassing when we do gifts in front of her family

 

[Stent]

Dvvvv dvvvv these guys are good.



Tssss...

 

[guest]

Genuinely just want the reddit back.

 

[Stent]

Genuinely just want the reddit back.

You're free to go at any time. Take your drug paraphernalia with you.

 

[guest]

You're free to go at any time. Take your drug paraphernalia with you.

Whose this and why isn't he funny?

 

[Stent]

Whose this and why isn't he funny?

 

[guest]

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Gotta call time here, don't know who he is, don't know why he's funny, yadda yadda

 

[Stent]

Gotta call time here, don't know who he is, don't know why he's funny, yadda yadda

Thanks for participating anyway.

 

[guest]

Thanks for participating anyway.

@tony?

 

[Stent]

@tony?

New phone who dis?

 

[guest]

New phone who dis?

Very few people could be such weak willed right cucks.

 

[Stent]

Very few people could be such weak willed right cucks.

What does any of this have to do with Christmas?

 

[guest]

What does any of this have to do with Christmas?

Nothing, it's the most wonderful time of the year