Official 2023 OnA Forum Christmas Thread

[Africa.com]

I don't think they're working on a new LP. If I remember correctly, Big Boi just said he's working on something with Kate Bush. It's probably her featuring on one of his tracks, which is cool since he has been wanting that forever.
Fun fact, I have 6 Kate Bush LPs hanging on my wall. I'm pretty much a superfan, however you'd classify that.

Fawk I remember at some point Modest Mouse was working with Big Boi but idk if anything ever came of it. Based on their past few albums I probably wouldn't like it anyways

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Vegan roast for me and the fam, yes we're all faggots

Is that like a cabbage? Or a huge block of soy?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is that like a cabbage? Or a huge block of soy?

I saw a vegan turkey the other day and it's a big tofu cake shaped like a turkey. I always thought that was fag shit but my one ex used to make butter chicken and rice with tofu and I could barely tell the difference.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Cunt's slag this song but I love it, downloading the charlie brown christmas special too

Terry's chocolate orange

My man, my favourite chocolate as a kid. I did get a variety pack of them once and the other flavours aside from the original were horrible, put me off them for a good while.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Cunt's slag this song but I love it, downloading the charlie brown christmas special too




My man, my favourite chocolate as a kid. I did get a variety pack of them once and the other flavours aside from the original were horrible, put me off them for a good while.

They have ones now that are the original milk chocolate but they have pop rocks in them. PFG.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Do you (or anyone) know of any good out of the ordinary toys to get a soon to be 3 year old?

Start him/her off early

I'm going to just get my nephew some mortal kombat figure, and niece (closer to your kids age) a paw patrol toy or something

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Had a pretty fawwkin miserable year tbpfhwy. Just hating fawkin everything feeling down in the dumps.

Christmas is in 2 weeks and my house is empty with no decorations. Nice life, stupid. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN??

I dont know if ive ever felt like this before. Truly just not giving one shit about christmas. SAD.

 

[Stent]

I dont know if ive ever felt like this before. Truly just not giving one shit about christmas. SAD.

Try a Terry's Chocolate Orange.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Had a pretty fawwkin miserable year tbpfhwy. Just hating fawkin everything feeling down in the dumps.

Christmas is in 2 weeks and my house is empty with no decorations. Nice life, stupid. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN??

I dont know if ive ever felt like this before. Truly just not giving one shit about christmas. SAD.

Dude go get some lights, a decent cut of meat, and a couple of beers and just make yourself something nice to eat and watch some Christmas shit. Don’t brood like Pig, you’re better than that.

 

[Stent]

Someone start an official Christmas suicide watch thread. I get the feeling a few of you are gonna be needing it.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I get presents for my family because I feel obligated but its such a chore for me. Just going through the motions

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I saw a vegan turkey the other day and it's a big tofu cake shaped like a turkey. I always thought that was fag shit but my one ex used to make butter chicken and rice with tofu and I could barely tell the difference.

I went through a little phase as a teenager and got a tofurky for thanksgiving. Wasn't bad tbh, it kind of had the texture of pork loin.

 

[Stent]

Five hours of Christmas cheer. You're welcome.

 

[Stent]

I tried buying some Christmas presents today. There was a fucking family of street shitters blocking entire aisles and babbling in their jibber jabber language. A dozen of those fucking fuckers all standing in the way not even looking at the shelves. Christmas is for the white man!

Now I need a lil taste of the Three Dog Night. I go deep wit them.

 

[PogromStallone]

Now I need a lil taste of the Three Dog Night. I go deep wit them.

Have you heard this one?

 

[Randal_X2]

Murr' Christmas season to all the brothaman in this thing of ours, and Danny.
You Tarzan Boy's and Unfuckable Hate Nerds supply the gift of laughter no matter WHAT day it is, I'd tell you if you didn't *inhales*
Yours in Christ, Randal

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I got my mom a vegetable chopper for retards like this asshole uses:



I got my dad a nice pocket hole jig and he's probably already got one.

Christmas is fucking gay.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I got my mom a vegetable chopper for retards like this asshole uses:

Wish I knew about retard cooking way back when so I could feel proper shame for using any of the kitchen gadgetry I've received as Christmas gifts.

I got my dad a nice jig.

 

[Stent]

I got my mom a vegetable chopper for retards like this asshole uses:



I got my dad a nice pocket hole jig and he's probably already got one.

Christmas is fucking gay.

My mother complains that jars are too hard for her to open, so I get her a thing she can easily use to open them. Never used, still complains. I'm done with gifts for old people. A nice card and that's it until they die.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My mother complains that jars are too hard for her to open, so I get her a thing she can easily use to open them. Never used, still complains. I'm done with gifts for old people. A nice card and that's it until they die.

I'm honestly thinking my mom's not gonna use this fucking thing either. I would. I'd use the shit out of it.