Official 2023 OnA Forum Christmas Thread

[Stent]

I'm honestly thinking my mom's not gonna use this fucking thing either. I would. I'd use the shit out of it.

I've had my mother ask me to buy her something practical that she wants for Christmas. I buy it and it sits around gathering cobwebs for years. I love my grandparents more every year for putting up with these retards who raised me.

 

[Africa.com]

Im gonna sneak out Xmas eve and dress up like the Grinch. I'm pretty sure my nephew is gonna wanna fistfight me

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Im gonna sneak out Xmas eve and dress up like the Grinch. I'm pretty sure my nephew is gonna wanna fistfight me

Knock his ass out, Rick. I believe in you.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I can't wait for this fucking Christmas to be over with this year. Thanksgiving and Christmas are far too close together. It's enough already

 

[Stent]

I can't wait for this fucking Christmas to be over with this year. Thanksgiving and Christmas are far too close together. It's enough already

Just wait until you find out about New Years.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

whole city got together to call this guy a piece of shit

patrick would sue them all

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Knock his ass out, Rick. I believe in you.

It would be way funnier if his nephew kicked the shit out of him. You know, fuhdashow.

 

[Africa.com]

I can't wait for this fucking Christmas to be over with this year. Thanksgiving and Christmas are far too close together. It's enough already

My birthday is right after NYE. Before I was married and had a kid my family could never figure out why they didn't see me again until Easter. It's too much all at once

 

[Africa.com]

It would be way funnier if his nephew kicked the shit out of him. You know, fuhdashow.

The kid is a savage. Hes gonna go right for my nuts with a kick I know it. My kid will probably get really excited and as soon as I put a gift in the sack he's gonna just start screaming.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

You know what? Nobody's getting a Terry's chocolate orange because nobody fucking appreciates them like I do.

I do abe.

 

[BoringFaggot]

I'd love to get a Christmas tree, but my bills have jumped so damn high that I can barely afford to eat.

 

[Randal_X2]

The kid is a savage. Hes gonna go right for my nuts I know it. My kid will probably get really excited and as soon as I put a gift in the sack he's gonna just start creaming.

Reported for felony Nanaing.

 

[guest]

A simple, heartfelt gift means way more to me than something over the top. The problem is that I say that to my folks while buying them all kinds of dumb shit like VR goggles and drones and robot vacuums. My parents are way out of touch with tech, so use Christmas as an opportunity to get them a bunch of stuff that really blows their minds. I treat my parents like kids, essentially.

Edit: at least I used to. I moved clear across the country this summer and I'm not gonna see them for Christmas this year. It's a real fucking bummer if you ask me.

Nice edit, cunt.

 

[guest]

I saw a vegan turkey the other day and it's a big tofu cake shaped like a turkey. I always thought that was fag shit but my one ex used to make butter chicken and rice with tofu and I could barely tell the difference.

Did you bury your ex next to meownaw

 

[Africa.com]

Reported for felony Nanainng

Nobody like a tattle

 

[Africa.com]

Menu for Christmas is finalized and I have a lot of shit to make and not a lot of time to do it. Prime Rib, stuffed mushrooms, shrimp cocktail, smoked cream cheese Rangoon dip, and smoked deviled eggs. I also have to make stuff for my family Christmas Day. GAY!

 

[Stent]

One week to go.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

“Father Rickmas, pay Gibney some money
Don’t mess around with your silly toys
We’ll tweet you up if you don’t hand it all over
You left your kid and we’ll make you annoyed.”

Pretty fawkin excited for Christmas, brothamen. Going to see my family / Philly crew and enjoy some downtime, have a few pops, sit by the fireplace and take it all in.

Some things are hard right now and changes on the horizon, but at least I’m not Rick. That always makes me level-headed.

 

[guest]

Do you (or anyone) know of any good out of the ordinary toys to get a soon to be 3 year old?

There's no point in putting much thought or effort into a 3 year old's Christmas present. They won't remember it anyway.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

They won't remember it anyway.